Dustin Long

@just_whatever @sarcasm All bullshittery aside can you get regular bread there this time of year?

Breaking: reports of mass bread shortages across Israel Bread shelves are all empty. That’s a very significant development I will dig deeper into that matter and will let you know what happened. Stay tuned

@EthanLevins2 LOL we're flying SAR teams all over the place and using Apaches and A-10s openly. That is air superiority.

How does the U.S. not have air superiority after 30 days of fighting? What the hell have they been bombing?

@CFBChuckk Not the point, he's forcing one side to publicly take an unpopular position. You have to be dumb as Hell to not realize that's how he works. He literally wrote a book about it.

Nice. Enforcing that is illegal and won’t happen.

@No_Mo_Diversity @AlTheBoss03 Top bad for the Angels he's probably 5-6 years older than he claims

@AlTheBoss03 pujols 2011. Got $275 M for 10 years. Earned maybe 1/10 of that.

Name the worst contract in MLB history. One player. One number. You already know exactly who you’re thinking of.

@RealBabeRuth714 @loucityfc ...then why are you here?

@loucityfc No one cares about soccer.

5-0 now vs. our in-state "rival" 😈

@gibquig @MattLeinartQB There is a reason a ton of Reds and Bengals players live in Cincy post-career. Great place to live. Collinsworth's place in Ft. Thomas/Edgewood is legit and has great views.

@MattLeinartQB Cleveland or Cincinnati?

Seems like there’s a consensus that Memphis is the least desirable city for players to go… What is the equivalent for the NFL??

@Sinfulskin2 This is definitely the first post in a cuckold story LOLLL

I need advice. My wife is really good friends with a girl from work and come to find out she is MAGA. They’ve been hanging out a bit which is fine, but now I'm being asked to go out on double-dates with her hubs and I'm not hanging out with fucking MAGA. Am I being unreasonable?

@queenie4rmnola It's unfortunate that blacks offend at a rate several times everyone else but they're all getting locked up. Cope.

We don't often talk about the psychological harm of mass incarceration, but we should.

@MaMoMVPY We have people in prison for falsifying records trying to push this frame up the first time. Hitting Iran directly hurts Russia. Expanding US drilling directly hurts Russia. Meanwhile you cucks literally fund their military via oil purchases.

I am beginning doubt that Americans would remove Trump even if there was 100% evidence that he is a Russian agent.

@NBA2KMovement Is this @TheNBACentel ?

Sabrina Ionescu wants a standalone WNBA 2K game! 💯

@DanCollins2011 The entire Middle East is with us but keep going. Europe has been captured so who TF cares about them.

This feels like the first war in my lifetime where literally the whole world wants the U.S to lose. Do we have any friends left?

@JeffreyLuscombe We don't hate them. We hate the process required to build them, which is deeply layered corruption. Everything is simple when you don't know a fucking thing about it.

Why do Conservatives hate this so much? Anyone?

@for3stdw3ll3r @vlaamse @mikjcal Christmas has been recognized for a very long time as a secular end of year celebration. Multiple idiots have tried suing based on your claim and all have lost, some with sanctions.

@vlaamse @mikjcal Christmas is a federal holiday. Christmas Eve is usually a de facto one by executive order.

I’m actually really surprised to learn that for the United States that bangs on so much about Christianity that Good Friday and Easter Monday are not federally mandated public holidays for the whole country 🤔 Here in Australia the whole country gets a 4 day long weekend, and those who have to work get paid penalty rates for it.

@A_Geechi @yendysk Huh? Their brand standard is no artificial ingredients. Which they do adhere to. Example is the Frosted Flakes, made by Kelloggs Europe with no HFCS. No one ever said things aren't processed: they have to be.

@yendysk Ultra processed food, they mask like they selling private label brands but it’s all a sham them brands owned by the bigger companies like Pepsi co etc

Traders Joe’s got exposed I knew that store was bullshit the minute I walked into that shit

@IMAO_ Sotomayor already wrote a concurring in a previous decision where she called out Jackson by name and wondered if she actually understood then role of a justice. I think Barrett, Sotomayor and Kagan will have to take turns trashing her in options in the future. Barrett is up next

Feels like this 8-1 decision is the final answer on who is dumber: Sotomayor or Jackson?

On this day in 1981, the U.S. Army unveils the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle. Modelled on the 1976 GMC 26 Palm Beach line of motorhomes, it's fully equipped with machine guns, flame throwers and rocket launchers, along with a state of the art communications and navigation suite.

@KurtSchlichter Except we have all the notes from the creation of the amendment and they put it in explicitly to keep Dem southern states from stripping citizenship from freed slaves, especially those who weren't born in the US. They never foresaw tourists who could come here in a day.

You guys understand we’re going to lose the birthright citizenship case, right? Before you completely freak out, the traditional understanding of the 14th Amendment, which we are seeking to change, is not an insane reading of it. Nor are our arguments insane like the left has been same. That’s baloney to just shut us up. Neither side is frivolous. It’s a tough call legally and objectively speaking. But when we lose it, and I think we will, don’t freak out that this is some sort of conspiracy. It’s a hard legal decision. Sadly, we have three judges who aren’t even going to try to examine the question and will always vote for what leftists want. But the rest of the court has to make a tough legal call. I think our reading is the correct one. For various reasons, I think they’re going to rule against us. Don’t freak out when they do. It’s not an utterly irrational ruling like so many of the district court opinions we’ve seen.

@TheFungi669 You're misrepresenting the conservative stance here and you know it. Or you're a fucking idiot. Anyone who went through/is going through the immigration process has subjected themselves to US jurisdiction.

Marco Rubio: “Just because you’re born on U.S. soil doesn’t make you a citizen. Your parents must be U.S. citizens.” Grok: “Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971. His parents became citizens in 1975. Rubio is a beneficiary of birthright citizenship.”

@AthletesInSpace How has anything changed since it was written, save for we don't have state militias anymore (NG isn't a militia)?

Okay now do the Second Amendment

@SurvivingGrady Arthur Miller directed it.

There is a movie from the 80s called “Teachers” and it starred Nick Nolte and Judd Hirsch and JoBeth Williams and Ralph Macchio and Crispin Glover and it had hit songs by .38 Special and Bob Seger on the soundtrack and it was a pretty scathing satire of the public school system that seems even more relevant today and I never see it on cable or streaming services and I started wondering if I dreamed it.