Dustin Partain

It really is crazy just how much Call of Duty has gone down hill and lost the plot

On second thought telling you to “jump out the car in the middle of the street” is extremely irresponsible. My bad

Taco Tuesday

Woodpeckers are one of the biggest proofs that God really exists. -Thread-

Whos heard of this?

Life is just a scam

I wonder if I’ll ever be content with where I’m at in life or if I’ll always feel like I should be doing a little more.

You thought it was just noise. Turns out, it’s a seismic event. We teamed up with the Earth, Environmental & Planetary Sciences department at @UTKnoxville to measure the seismic impact of the Neyland Effect.

I'm sorry I didn't answer my phone when you called. I don't use it for that

Going back to work after vacation sucks.

Go Vols 🧡

My luck

Just a bad day not a bad life.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Tired of being tired

Explain why our electric bills never decrease, even though we have swapped to all LED lights, energy star appliances, built massive solar and wind farms.

Horns down

We love home runs

It’s a wine night

On Alabama’s head😭