DustyBC Crypto

🚨𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: 📈 Short bets on US stocks are getting crowded again. Median S&P 500 short interest just hit 3.0%, the highest since 2012 and about 2x the levels seen during 2020. Meanwhile, the most shorted S&P names are now sitting at 8.0%, the highest since 2018.

🚨𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: 🐋 A Hyperliquid trader just opened a $79.7M ETH short with 23x leverage, liquidation sits at $2,169.

🚨📉 Roughly 7.75M BTC are now sitting below cost basis at current prices, according to Glassnode.

🚨𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: ⚡️ Solana claims nearly 2 out of every 3 AI agent payments are already settling on SOL.

🚨🇧🇹 Bhutan just moved another 90 $BTC worth ~$7M to a SegWit address. So far in 2026, Bhutan has transferred ~$237M in BTC while still holding another ~$233M. Still one of the largest sovereign Bitcoin holders.

🚨𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡:🐋 An Ethereum presale wallet just moved 2,000 $ETH worth $4.2M after holding for over 10 years. Initial buy: ~$620 in the presale. Value today: $4.2M . Absolute conviction.

🚨🇺🇸 Trump says an Iran deal must be “great for all” or negotiations end and it goes “back to the battlefield.” He also called on Middle East nations, including Iran, to join the Abraham Accords as part of a broader regional settlement.

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚:🇺🇸 S&P 500 futures just pushed above +1% and hit a fresh all time high as Trump calls on Iran to join the Abraham Accords. Since the March 30 low, US equities have added roughly $11.3T in market cap.

🚨𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: 🇮🇷 Iran says it is not charging “Hormuz tolls.” Instead, it is introducing fees for “navigational services” and environmental protection measures in the Strait of Hormuz. $2M per vessel, payable in $BTC or yuan.

🚨𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: F2Pool founder Chun Wang says he has joined SpaceX’s first planned crewed mission to Mars.

🚨𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Microsoft is reportedly tightening access to Claude Code, while Uber burned through its entire 2026 AI coding budget in only 4 months, according to Fortune.

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: A Satoshi era miner moved 2,650 $BTC worth roughly $203M to FalconX and Cumberland. The wallet still holds another 6,000 $BTC valued at around $462M

🚨Memory chip ETF $DRAM is now the fastest growing ETF in history. The fund reached $6.5B in assets in just 27 trading sessions, beating $IBIT’s previous record of 30 sessions. $DRAM is also up +84% since launch.

🚨US futures are pointing higher ahead of the open.

🚨 New Fed Chair Kevin Warsh says AI is a major disinflationary force that could lift productivity and wages. Markets are already reading that as potentially more room for future rate cuts.

🚨El Salvador added another 8 $BTC to its treasury last week. The country now holds 7,661.37 $BTC worth over $588M

🚨StabilIR linked EURR and USDR contracts were reportedly exploited for around $10M, according to ZachXBT. Both stablecoins have now depegged by more than 20% while the exploit is reportedly still ongoing.

🚨🇺🇸Bitcoin spot ETFs recorded a net weekly outflow of $1.25B. BlackRock clients sold $1,008,100,000 worth of $BTC.🔴

🚨𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡:🇺🇸President Trump says “A peace agreement with Iran has been largely negotiated and will be announced shortly.” “The Strait of Hormuz will be opened.”

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Over $737,000,000 liquidated from the crypto market in the past 24h.🩸