Bryan Duzand

@Marlins Now keep it that way

@alphaarcade Still playing w that $100 I won

@Duzand2 That chart looking HOT 🥵 ❤️

@alphaarcade today in the arcade, MI/TN over and MI moneyline.

@BoilerBall Different year, same team. A tad more unlikable each season.

Final. Boilers finish 31-9.

Least likable Purdue squad I can remember

@BarstoolPU Just the latest version of the suburban AAU team. #3 looks ridiculous out there.

Halftime thoughts?

I'll be real, as a Purdue alum and casually following their bball team for 20+ years now, I'm so tired of this brand of bball that gets exposed every March. We're pigeon-holed into being rigid and soft and slow.

@MyColtsAccount Wait until we get the Bears

Indiana. I hope you understand how insane of a sports run you are currently on. Purdue 2024 Championship Game Pacers 2025 Finals Indiana 2026 CFB Championship Purdue 2026 Elite Eight+ Haliburton, Clark, Smith, Mendoza Enjoy every moment.

Purdue never has the athletes to win it all. Same fuckin' roster every year.

That was the longest halftime

@aakashgupta Maybe God is a massive eye, He can see all thru all times.

The universe is a time machine and the math on the distance ladder will break your brain. 2,000 light-years gets you Rome. Go to 500 light-years and you're watching the Black Plague consume Europe in real time. At 80 light-years, you catch World War II. At 4.24 light-years, the nearest star system, Alpha Centauri, the light arriving right now left Earth in 2022. Someone there is watching us argue about whether GPT-4 is sentient. Now scale that in the other direction. The Andromeda Galaxy is 2.5 million light-years away. An observer there right now sees Earth before modern humans existed. They're watching early hominids figure out stone tools. They have no idea what's coming. The closest alien civilization is statistically estimated at 33,000 light-years away. They would be watching humans invent agriculture for the first time. Writing hasn't been invented yet. Cities don't exist. From their perspective, we are a species that just figured out how to plant wheat. Here's what makes the physics cruel. To actually see a human-sized object on Earth from just 20 light-years away, you'd need a telescope array roughly 100 million kilometers across. That's more than half the diameter of Earth's orbit around the Sun. To see Rome from 2,000 light-years? The optics required would be larger than our solar system. The light is real. The photons that bounced off Roman soldiers are still traveling outward at 300,000 km/s right now, carrying that information forever. The universe has a perfect recording of every moment in Earth's history, expanding in all directions at the speed of light. The problem was never distance. The problem is that no civilization, no matter how advanced, can build a lens big enough to read it.

Arizona a buncha broccoli heads

@Govindtwtt Yeah but Cortez conquered the Incas

18 year olds after 13 years of government education: -can't build a house -can't work on a car -no idea how to farm -economically illiterate -historically iliterate -no idea how our bodies work -no clue about healthy nutrition -is chronically depressed

Purdue #3 just pulled out a rifle pose

HONEY COME QUICK THERE's 4 WHITE BOYS ON THE FLOOR AT ONCE

Blatant Purdue travel

Purdue's #4 obviously throwing elbows

@alphaarcade dayum i need this tournament to be over. next up...

fuckin hell man

@alphaarcade Tonight's bets......Spread too big for that o/u, and no chance Purdue keeps up w ARI.