Daniel van Berzon

The results are in! The write-up of our code readability experiment is live on howreadable.com

@papercutsshow Wakame up before you go go #fixtheheadline

This week’s #FixTheHeadline is from the Star — we reckon you can do better than this effort about the weed biz. Reply here and we’ll pick a winner on Monday!

@papercutsshow Zoomerstitious #fixtheheadline

The Star thinks today’s youth are too scared by superstitions, but their own headline has left us spooked! If you want to #fixtheheadline, reply below! We'll read out our faves on Monday, and the best will win a Paper Cuts T-shirt!

@papercutsshow Mobile Virgins #fixtheheadline

It's time to #fixtheheadline! The Daily Star says Brits are turned off by phone sex. To be honest we don't really understand this headline and know you can do better! We'll read out our fave headlines on Monday and the best will get a Paper Cuts t-shirt!

@papercutsshow Hyacinth Buffet #fixtheheadline

It's time to #fixtheheadline! Boffins say we need to feast on flora. Great news but the headline could use some work. We'll read out our fave headlines on Monday and the best will get a Paper Cuts t-shirt!

@papercutsshow Brunch of flowers #fixtheadline

@papercutsshow Put all your ex in one casket #fixtheheadline

It's time to #FixtheHeadline! The Gov wants to re use graves! The Star did alright but we know you can do better. The best fixed headline will be read out on Monday's show and the best will even win a Paper Cuts T shirt!

@papercutsshow Pizza packers picket peperoni paycheck #fixtheheadline

Mama Mia! Pizza makers are going on strike and we’ve got a headline to fix! Yes, it’s time to #fixtheheadline! We'll read out our faves on Monday and the best will win a Bellissimo Paper Cuts T Shirt!

@papercutsshow Can't hel-oupe ourselves #fixtheheadline

Time to put down your mini-melons and #fixtheheadline! Yes we know Brits are obsessed with them but we've got a competition to run. We'll read out our faves on Monday and the best will win a stunning Paper Cuts T Shirt!

@papercutsshow Itsy bot-ty teeny GP #fixtheheadline

Boffin Docs want to use teeny tiny robots to help us get better. Great news but the headline is rubbish. But you can change that! Yes, it's time to #fixtheheadline! We'll read out our faves on Monday and the best will win a swanky Paper Cuts T Shirt!

@papercutsshow Tinder goods #fixtheheadline

It’s #FixTheHeadline time – Singletons are ditching Tinder for Tesco. But The Star's headline isn't good enough for this fab story. Write a better headline and you could win a Paper Cuts t-shirt! Reply with #FixTheHeadline to enter…

@papercutsshow Sainsburglary's #fixtheheadline

It’s #FixTheHeadline time – here’s this week’s interesting story with a NOT-interesting headline, a poor show from The Mail. Write a better headline and you could win a Paper Cuts t-shirt! Reply with #FixTheHeadline to enter…

@papercutsshow One hit won-car #fixtheheadilne

It's time for #fixtheheadline! Where we find a hole in one story with an under par headline. Why not take a swing at fixing this! We'll read out some of our faves on Monday and the best will get a swanky Paper Cuts T-shirt! FORE! 🏌️

@papercutsshow Couch potatoes of the third kind #fixtheheadline

We've found an out of this world story with a down in the dirt headline. Yup, it's time to #fixtheheadline! Fix this headline and we'll read out the best on Monday and the best will win a super swanky Paper Cuts T Shirt!

@papercutsshow Transit men do meditation #fixtheheadline

It’s time for #FixTheHeadline… we’ve got a story from the Daily Star about healthy white van men! We know you’ll do better (and the best wins a Paper Cuts t-shirt!)

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@papercutsshow PG Trips #fixtheheadline

Fancy a fix? Yes it's time to #fixtheheadline We've got a news story about Brits abroad in The Star with a meh headline. We know you can do better! The best alt headline gets a fancy Paper Cuts T-shirt!

@papercutsshow Pablo Escalope #fixtheheadline

After a week of rest #fixtheheadline is back for all you wannabe subs and pun perfectionists! This week has everything crime, cunning police work and a £34 order at the butchers. Best headline gets a Paper Cuts T-Shirt so send your entries now!

@papercutsshow @dailystar That old timer rolls on rocks

It's time to #fixtheheadline What's harder than the 3 Peaks Challenge in a wheelchair? Apparently writing a good headline! Show the @dailystar how it's done!

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@papercutsshow Stag(de)flation #fixtheheadline

Time to #fixtheheadline again! This headline from the Guardian is seriously lacking in euphemisms. Show them how it's done!

@papercutsshow Zero troller-chants #fixtheheadline

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough! It's a football special for #fixtheheadline