Mr Nobody

@hugoknowsball We had amad, he didnt play mainoo for half a season and all the players played better after he left. Only good thing he did was getting rid of the bomb squad

-Sold Garnacho -Sold Antony -Sold Rashford -Sold Sancho -Sold Hojlund -Brough Amad -Brought Cunha -Nurtured Mainoo -Unleashed Sesko -Abolished player power -Set the standard The hate will never change anything. This man rebuilt this club himself 🇵🇹

@UTDAlex8 Sancho will leave for free, ugarte will be 25 mill, zirkzee maybe 30 mill, onana 20 mill, mazraoui 20-25 mill, diallo 50 mill, mount 30 mill, luke shaw 15-20 mill, rashford 30 mill

🚨Manchester United 2026 Summer Transfer Master Plan Out: 1. Noussair Mazraoui — £50m 2. Amad Diallo — £70m 3. Manuel Ugarte — £60m 4. Joshua Zirkzee — £70m 5. Mason Mount — £80m 6. Marcus Rashford — £30m 7. Rasmus Højlund — £45m 8. Jadon Sancho — £60m 9. André Onana — £70m 10. Luke Shaw — £35m Total: £570m Ins: 1. Aurélien Tchouaméni — £80m 2. Julián Álvarez — £70m 3. Lewis Hall — £50m 4. Elliot Anderson — £75m 5. Mateus Fernandes — £35m 6. Ederson — £45m 7. Marcos Senesi — £50m 8. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia — £70 Total: £475m Net: +£95m

@Furious_red_ Would sell him for 50

If a club offered £250M for Amad Diallo, would you be willing to let him go?

@ManUtdInPidgin 4-0 vs everton, this game made me belive things that only delusionals belive

You bleed Manchester United if you fit guess this match. Level: impossible

@FabrizioRomano One more year, one more year Casemiro 👑 ❤️

🚨🇺🇸 Inter Miami keep working on Casemiro deal as priority target for the midfield, as revealed in March. The Brazilian remains in talks with Inter Miami, tempted by this option among all proposals. 🎥➕ youtu.be/1F3o4L5zees

@FabrizioRomano Not a chance he return from the dead to coach burnley

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

@piad_cfc @Bhaseraa @FabrizioRomano Name one better than bruno

@Bhaseraa @FabrizioRomano Who? Bruno ? Best player in the league 😂shut it man

🚨 Rasmus Højlund: “If we look at the recent periods at Manchester United I did NOT perform well.. I’m aware of that, but now many things have changed”. “They even said I was finished in Denmark.. but I never gave up. At Napoli, I feel joy again”, told TV2.

@MrBoldOne @FabrizioRomano We dont play beautiful football, its as boring to watch united as it is to watch arsenal. Its a snoozefest most of the time. If you win the league, good for you but stop being a pain in the ass. Yall wonder why everyone hates arsenal, its because of people like you

@DwarfSwedish @FabrizioRomano So what trophy will United win with beautiful football?

Key win for Manchester United in the race for a UCL spot! 🚨3️⃣ Who’s been your Man of the Match?

@MrBoldOne @FabrizioRomano This does not change the fact that we dont give a flying fukk that you will finally win a trophy

@FabrizioRomano This does not change the fact that Arsenal are the League Champions this season

@FabrizioRomano Give him the ballon d’or already

🚨👑 Bruno Fernandes equals David Beckham’s record for most assists (15) by Man United player since 1999/2000 in the Premier League.

@FabrizioRomano Psg did it just half a year ago with 6 trophies

🏆4️⃣ Arteta on winning the Quadruple: “Has anyone done it? That’s how difficult it is”.

@UtdBloke_ subject #49

I hate the first player that comes to my mind when I see this jersey.

@FabrizioRomano He is not getting CARRICKED away like everyone else

🚨 Michael Carrick: “I am not getting carried away”. “We've got some BIGGER games coming up, because every next game is the bigger game”.

@Carsley_1 @wreford180 @FabrizioRomano Didnt win ucl during the period casemiro played at united, doesnt count. I mean during the same period as casemiro at united

@DwarfSwedish @wreford180 @FabrizioRomano #UCL

🚨❤️ BREAKING: Casemiro confirms he will LEAVE Manchester United as free agent in June.

@Carsley_1 @wreford180 @FabrizioRomano Tell me what did chelsea win during that time? Conference league and CWC, not that impressive either

@wreford180 @FabrizioRomano Bro said the “Carabao” with his chest like it was on the same level as the PL or UCL🤣🤣🤣

@_onlyscott Trinidad and tobago 🇹🇹

Guess the national team VERY HARD

@FabrizioRomano Mbuemo scored for spurs too?

@FabrizioRomano Welcome back Mbeumo

🚨 Morocco beat Cameroon and advance to the AFCON semi finals! 🇲🇦 Who’s been your Man of the Match?

@FabrizioRomano Its more anthony saves a point for burnley

Šeško saves a point for Man United 🛑 Who’s been your Man of the Match?

@FabrizioRomano Better husband sound insane considering he is 19

👊🏽🇧🇷 Endrick: “My last six months were the best. I had time with my wife, to build my life, which is my foundation”. “I’ve been able to become a better man, a better husband, a better person. I’m very happy”.