Dwayne Russell's Mole

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Dwayne Russell's Mole

@DwayneRussellM

I'm the giant mole on Dwayne Russell's head. I grew so large that I became sentient.

Katılım Mayıs 2016
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Dwayne Russell's Mole
Dwayne Russell's Mole@DwayneRussellM·
@AFL There's a weird thing happening this year where most of the teams have just conceded that there are only 4 or so teams that can win it this year, and are focussing on other things. Bit bizarre
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AFL@AFL·
Collingwood will continue with its plan to rest Scott Pendlebury next week to ensure his record-breaking 433rd match will be played in Melbourne. Details: afl.com.au/news/1515518
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Jonathan Horn@JonathanHorn23·
Owner of Bar 20 wants to bring in the army
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Dwayne Russell's Mole@DwayneRussellM·
@YannickOda He's like a politician - he's saying what he thinks the public want to hear instead of anything sincere at all. Unclear if he actually likes football at all
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Yannick Oda@YannickOda·
#firstcrack used to be good. Now with Jay Clark, it’s just gossip. 9 matches and his first crack is Toby Greene to Geelong. Absolutely useless cunt.
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Andrew@Andy_YoureAStar·
@Jousting_Sticks Whateley is very well spoken. I’m not going to hate on that. We need more well spoken people in AFL media because there’s far too many who stumble over their words or who are just basically inaudible
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Dwayne Russell's Mole@DwayneRussellM·
@AflGlicko @BeauBremner But you are not the norm. They are not talking about you specifically when they are having "big melbourne club" chat they're talking about the AFL media
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Jon Ralph
Jon Ralph@RalphyHeraldSun·
Richmond orchestrated what most people would say was the perfectly timed list pivot. Sold off the right assets maximum draft return. Still kept plenty of senior players. But they have won two games & five games in the past two seasons. They have got within seven goals of only one opponent this year. Might win a couple of games at most this year. Injuries have been shocking this year but the modern day rebuild is absolutely punishing. But how else do you try to win flags?
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Callum Twomey
Callum Twomey@CalTwomey·
As if we weren’t doing this again… Ahead of Nick Daicos’ 100th game this week, here is the definitive ranking of the Collingwood superstar’s first 99 games. From No.99 up to No.1, see the list here of the best first 99 games of any player this century👇 afl.com.au/news/1487802/e…
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Dylan McEvoy
Dylan McEvoy@DylanMcEvoy·
The "Drop Amiss" flogs won't see it.
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Dylan McEvoy@DylanMcEvoy·
So Pat Voss can elbow Harley in the face but he's not allowed to touch his hair?
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Will Faulkner
Will Faulkner@WillFaulknerFOX·
Good judges at West Lakes expect Luke Nankervis to fill the void on a wing left by Callum Ah Chee in the wake of the star recruit’s hamstring injury. The 22-year-old has trained as a winger this pre-season and played seven games at AFL level last year @FOXFOOTY
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Lenny Phillips
Lenny Phillips@lenphil29·
@fromthe_topdeck it would be an exceptionally dumb/great bit if they had a full round to kick off and still went with opening round and the following week round one
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Lenny Phillips
Lenny Phillips@lenphil29·
the funniest, dumbest fucken league man
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Tobie
Tobie@tobie_chapman·
thank you damo very insightful
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Max Laughton
Max Laughton@maxlaughton·
If I’m reading the numbers right (on my phone), the betting favourite is 10-2 in Round 1 games between Did Play Opening Round and Didn’t Play Opening Round. You can make the stat suit your argument however you like, basically.
Mitch Cleary@cleary_mitch

Teams that played OR v teams that didn’t in R1 are 9-2 2024 Melbourne ✅  Brisbane ❌ Gold Coast ✅  GWS ✅  2025 Sydney ❌ Hawthorn ✅  GWS ✅  Collingwood ✅  2026 Carlton ✅  Geelong ✅  Hawthorn ✅  Collingwood ?

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Dwayne Russell's Mole@DwayneRussellM·
@maxlaughton @chris_willo @seanHPN But it's also ridiculous and embarrassing that we even need to have the conversation. If the AFL is going to insist on a ludicrously unpopular and nonsensical opening round, why don't those teams just play each other the next week?
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Max Laughton@maxlaughton·
@seanHPN Yep. And without checking the way the previous two years’ games played out, Carlton didn’t exactly run it out the other night like they were more fit than Richmond, so it feels a bit like finding something to suit a narrative
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Fox Footy
Fox Footy@FOXFOOTY·
Essendon’s start to 2026 was a tough one, to say the least, on Friday night, with coach Brad Scott knowing well there’s still a fair mountain to climb 🪜 MORE ➡️ bit.ly/4rwNhER
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Dwayne Russell's Mole
Dwayne Russell's Mole@DwayneRussellM·
@mimibirch It rattled the nuffies in a way that only an innocuous tweet about a team with a fan base utterly devoid and incapable of banter truly can
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