Dwight Bridges

@Hania16836 You should have told the waiter “if you don’t need a $20 tip maybe you shouldn’t have a job waiting tables!

Kaleb and I went out for dinner last night and I left a $20 tip on a $125 bill. The waiter didn't take it well and told us we shouldn't be going out to eat if we can't afford to tip at least 50. Now we're wondering if $20 isn't really enough.

@RandomWsLs Well it’s CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES! A CARNIVAL is where you go to see some some animals!

Imagine working your ass off all year, finally wanting to relax on a cruise… and ending up dealing with this bullshit The ad promised a “cool cruise” Reality: a floating Walmart experience

@shouq_al90149 An even bigger question is why is it necessary for anyone to bathe a 10 and 12 year old?

Am I worng or right ??

@oelma__ Good Health!

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@shouq_al90149 Wing windows

What are they??

@Iamtammytavares Minnie Pearl was Originally from GRAND OL OPRY!

Does anyone remember Minnie Pearl from Heehaw? Does anyone remember Heehaw?

@shouq_al90149 Also use when baking CORN BREAD

@SarahWorkx Old Spice

What was your signature perfume? 🤔🤔

@Victoria00025 Naw, just remove the MUSLIMS from school lunch rooms, and keep the pork! Problem solved!

What do you think? Yes or No? 👇

@priscabdrO I wouldn’t participate but our constitution does list Freedom of o Religion as Right! So let them do what their religion requires!

Do you support????

@Monica55dzrh About 10 minutes in rolling boil of salted water will cook your corn on the cob perfectly!

@Monica55dzrh About 10 minutes in salted boiling water will cook your corn properly!

@GodandCountryy Absolutely, I live in one of the poorest states in America and they require you be registered and show a photo Identification to get a ballot! This should be mandatory if we want free and fair elections!

Yes

@lettie_langston It is a monument to FACES, not ASS’S!

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@WorkElizab “Mama Don’t let your babies grow up to be COWBOYS!”

Can you name a song?

@Black_Glock137 This month does! And so does Money

No word starts with M ends with Y

@Black_Glock137 This Month does

@amna49854 Flour sifter

@saniyafatma1278 HOT CHOCOLATE!

My cow needs a name. I am completely stumped as I feel like nothing fits him.

@WorkElizab OP’s I have diarrhea!

What is the worst thing to say in an elevator? 🤔🤔