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Girls shoot their shot by including you in their fake scenarios in their head before bed

@theoliveflipper @amzhundal I might be old but I still know who you are

@Dxno4 @amzhundal Do I know you guys?

I keep forgetting I have twitter

@amzhundal I forgot you had twitter too 😂

@Dxno4 Same 😭

@halvanoorie LOOOOL fr i need to 😂

@Dxno4 bring this back

Hello, it’s your local rishta Aunty here! Please ladies fill out this application and attach a photo of you so we can get my bhai @Dxno4 a girl. I will be posting photos of him in the thread below the application. Thank you 💕

Asian parent's logic to health problems: "I got a stomach ache" "it's because you're always on your phone"

When I’m a parent I’m gonna make my kids stand in the queue in @Tesco , hide behind an aisle and watch them panic once they get close to the front

“You reply faaaast” First of all, I want you to carry my kids

My mates gassing my insta post even tho it’s clapped

Being single is all fun and games until you are excited about something that’s happened to you and you have no one to tell 🙂

@shxnxbi I mean you’re not wrong 😅🤌🏼

@Dxno4 No wonder you’re running 10k a day 😂

Last 7 days of being in my 20s. Wtfffff 💀

@shxnxbi Ikr it’s crazy 😂

@Dxno4 You old man

Thinking about what I’ve achieved this last decade 💭

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Spending my Saturday night in bed early. Who am I

Marcus Rashford talks about Man United from the heart, completely unfiltered. You can see how much it pains him that the club wasn’t run properly. [@RestIsFootball]

I’ve been so inactive on this app. It fell off fr

@KettyBitch When is it? (Asking for a friend)

I’m not sure how relevant this is to me?

@3fvnta No I decided not to go down that route for me sanity

@Dxno4 R u a doc now

Okay guys I tried to get into this gorilla discourse but it’s so unfunny I’ve not laughed once

@3fvnta LOL that was pretty funny but also shocking 😭

@Dxno4 Twt was at its prime when I scared u with my stalking skills 🧏🏽‍♀️