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“Bite me and I’ll fucking bang you out you overweight rat”

I don’t want to see Enzo Fernandez leave this summer, love everything about him and what he gives to the team. But should Chelsea move on, I’d expect nothing less than a big name coming in the other way. We can’t lose our best players and take gambles on the replacements.

@piersmorgan by the way i know how to spell arsenal. But arseanal sounds better.

He’s getting a lot of criticism and I’ll agree it’s warranted, this season, not good enough at all. However when I think Gusto at his best - under Poch - for Lyon he was an up and down wing back, now think Frimpong at Bayer. Gusto is a good fit for Alonso. 1 more year trust

I don’t know how else BlueCo’s failure is better defined this season than Sunderland - promoted from play-offs - on course to beat us twice & get higher quality of European football. Alonso hire cannot hide the calamity of this season.

And would instantly be bought by a Prem club better than Leeds and West Ham 😂

Just be honest Kier, you’re only mentioning it because it’s your club.

@CesarAzpi @ChessyHour @Osasuna @OM_Officiel @ChelseaFC @Atleti @SevillaFC @SEFutbol @ChampionsLeague @EuropaLeague @fifaworldcup_es CAPTAIN, LEADER, LEGEND HAPPY RETIREMENT DAVE

Dear football, Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life. Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career. When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way. To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

Ancelotti's Chelsea getting a 7/10 for style is ridiculous when you consider they scored 103 goals and had a +71 GD. Consistently put teams to the absolute sword. Also suggesting Jose's Chelsea in 2005 were less aesthetic than Arsenal this year is just plain wrong.

The simple solution up top next season is going with forward with JP, Nico and Emegha, have them all compete. Sell Delap and Guiu ASAP. No need to sign a striker so instead make a significant LW upgrade.

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍 All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents. Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game. The Special One is back.

Didn’t even need to see this to know another Brighton player isn’t the answer to our problems. Chelsea need proven players at the highest level, more than “good” premier league players.

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜 The agreement is set to be completed. #CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Agreement complete for Xabi Alonso to become Chelsea manager. 44yo Spaniard visited London early last week & accepted opportunity; 4yr contract now finalised - announcement imminent. Primary target throughout + wanted #CFC move @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/72724…

By the way, Colwill deserves a spot on the plane. Top pro, elite player & a huge part of the present and future at Chelsea 👍🏼

Competed for 90 minutes, can’t fault the players effort, the occasion didn’t feel too big but just not enough clear cut chances created today. Another frustrating final at Wembley. No Europe next season. Time to announce Alonso and look forward to the future 👍🏼

Take this with a pinch of salt but surely I’m not the only one that see’s young Messi 😭😭 hope he kicks on and breaks through at Chelsea. Incredible potential

🚨 TOMORROW’S PROTEST DETAILS 🚨 We have been contacted by the Met Police who have asked that supporters attending the protest march prior to the FA Cup Final gather at Black Sheep Coffee beside Wembley Park Station. Tomorrow represents one final opportunity this season to send a powerful message directly to the ownership. We gather not just to protest, but to come together as Chelsea supporters, enjoy the occasion and march collectively under one unified message against an ownership many believe hold little regard for supporters or the identity of Chelsea Football Club. The visuals tomorrow will be powerful. The world’s media will be there. Let’s make sure the message is impossible to ignore. Protest Details: ⬇️ 🪧 Black Sheep Coffee, Wembley Way 🗓️ 16.05.26 ⏰ Arrive: 13:00 ⏰ March Starts: 13:30 We march behind one unified message. BLUECOOUT

Not even being biased and I respect Carlo a lot, one of my favourite managers. But Joao Pedro being our player of the season (whatever you make of our campaign) he absolutely should be a lock for the World Cup. What a rare talent & is a clear profile Brazil lack massively