25/26 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🏆❤️(the Arsenal❤️)

Happy birthday, Kai 🥳

When I was schooling at Kwarapoly during my ND days, I rented an hostel outside school. We didn’t know their number 2 guy stayed in our compound 😭😭 Apparently he had been in jail and his girlfriend was the one staying in the room for him. The day he got released ehn… our compound suddenly got filled with the kind of guys we used to fear on campus 🥺😂 Everybody was confused until we found out the number 2 himself lived there. Omo… panic attack wan finish me that period 😭 Everyday these guys held meetings in the compound, making dangerous phone calls like Nollywood villains 😭 We stopped sleeping with both eyes closed. One morning I was going to school when one of them called me and said I didn’t greet him. Honestly, it skipped my mind 😭 This guy removed his cap, gave it to me and said I should wash it and make sure it dries within 5 minutes or I’d be in trouble 😂😂 See sweat 😭 My body temperature changed instantly. I washed that cap like my life depended on it, spread it outside and locked myself inside the room. For TWO DAYS I didn’t come outside 😭😭 Later my roommate told the guy’s girlfriend what happened. She informed her boyfriend and the guy warned them never to intimidate us again, saying we were supposed to feel safe around them 😂 As if that wasn’t enough, one week later police stormed our compound. Omooo 😭😭 Gunshots everywhere! Police and the guys started exchanging fire while all of us tenants locked ourselves inside crying and praying. They even threw teargas 😭 That day was pure chaos. The following week my dad paid for another apartment immediately and I moved out. Hypertension almost took me before ND result 😭😂

Opay alert is now slow. You go dun spend the money before you see am

Rejection mail few days to ileya We move mheeennnnnnnn Ok I’m pained or not

If one side is saying “calm down” and the other side is shouting “pupu on their head!!!” … my friend, pause and think. This app can turn you into a celebrity by 9am and a cautionary tale by 2pm.

Please I want to see beautiful pictures… Kindly Upload ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Only God knows what Seyi Vibes was on when he postulated that “An opulently proportioned derrière is by no means an unequivocal testament to desirability; a woman may possess an extraordinarily voluptuous and aesthetically resplendent physique, yet simultaneously harbor a pernicious venereal affliction such as gonorrhea.” Very profound 👏👏👏

Men,you have just 2 days left to book that caterer/olopo to help your parents cook that ileya food and do ifun eran…. With 10k/20k you will get “olopo” Allow your wife enjoy her day🫠

If you ever travel to Singapore and you see a fruit that has fallen from a tree, in a public place, don't pick it.