Dzirive Kapwepwe

@MakauWaMuli These are white elephant projects we are seeing unfolding before our eyes,new age golden berg and Anglo leasing scandals but this time targeting the people's pockets.

@KaberiaCommoner This is the kind of thinking dragging Kenya backwards

It is intriguing that Dr WSR presidency has, so far, no Cabinet Secretary that the media have described as "powerful". Old Jomo had Mbiyu, Angaine, Paulo Ngei, Mboya... Mzee Moi had Njonjo, Biwot, Nyachae, Mudavadi Senior, Sunkuli, Ntimama, JJ Kamotho etc... Kibaki had Saitoti, Michuki, Mwiraria, Maitha... Uhuru had Magoha, Matiangi... These were men of personal force, who didn't even need to invoke the President's name when they were kicking your ass. In the WSR Cabinet, only Duale comes to mind. The rest? Nah. Omwami William has certain cabinet secretaries who could be chased by kanjo askaris down Moi Avenue because they are not instantly recognisable. Mtu mama CS Eric Mugaa na Kabogo wanaweza pelekwa siaka na Nairobi kanjo ile mbayaa. More intriguing is that otherwise forceful personalities as Oparanya, Joho and Kafogo who know how to wield power and who, in past administrations, could have earned the "powerful minister" tag are barely visible.

@timothyturunga I wish I could have lived those times,sounds sweet.What will our great grand children learn about William Samoei Ruto?

Kenyatta’s condition was worsening. His memory frayed, his speech drifted, and his once formidable gait faltered. When he left Nakuru for Mombasa on August 2, 1978, those around him sensed the beginning of the end. The next day he never left State House grounds; his words had become incoherent, and walking required pauses long enough to unsettle even his loyalists. On Friday, August 4, Mzee opened the Mombasa Agricultural Society of Kenya Show and replaced the final line “thank you” with an unintended “Amen.” It was the last official speech of his life, a quiet benediction in place of a farewell. Ten days later, on August 14, he gathered his family at State House Mombasa. Ostensibly, it was to mark his 1961 release from detention. But whispers travelled faster than protocol everyone sensed an unspoken goodbye. And indeed, the old man was making his final rounds. A week later, on August 21, Kenyatta hosted all Kenyan envoys for lunch. And it was after this meal that the tragedy unfolded right before his staff’s eyes. Leaving the dining room, he lost his way staggering into a dingy caretaker’s office filled with dirty dishes and startled workers who had only ever seen him on banknotes and school walls. Climbing the staircase back to his quarters became an ordeal punctuated by stops, sighs, and silence. Anyone with an ounce of compassion would have cancelled the Msambweni entertainment event planned for the next day. But those around him the powerful Koinange, the ever-calculating PC Mahihu, and the dutiful Comptroller Gitau pushed on, clinging to schedule over sense. The convoy proceeded to Msambweni Primary School, where dancers and school choirs had been assembled for one last show. By then, Mzee was barely holding on. Halfway through the performances, he excused himself to the makeshift washroom behind the dais. Minutes passed. Then too many minutes. Mbiyu and Mahihu rushed in and found him slumped lifelessly on the toilet seat. They lifted him delicately, rearranged his clothing, and guided him back to the dais behind a tight security cordon a moment of raw human decline hidden under choreography and manufactured cheer. To maintain the illusion that all was well, Mahihu asked Mzee to end the ceremony with his signature call .. "Harambee". It was cruel. It was unnecessary. But Kenyatta obeyed, mustering a roar louder than anything his failing body had produced in months. It was also the last roar he would ever give. At 4a.m., on Tuesday, August 22, 1978. Outside the main building of the statehouse Mombasa, stood an ambulance. And that was the full stop on Jomo Kenyatta’s chapter on earth. Rip The lion. For more Kenyan History follow @timothyturunga .I love telling Kenyan History stories.

@TsarBombaHQ @ItsMainaKageni Media is business and business goal is to make profit ama?

@ItsMainaKageni You've been on radio for far too long. Start topics that matter buana. Si kila siku relationships na nginyo.

The power of the tongue! Kenyan ladies, kujeni hapa... there are things you tell your men that absolutely break them. You criticize them publicly, you talk badly to them and you discourage them... even in front of the children!!! Why talk badly to your men? Why disrespect them? Let's have a candid conversation today. Talk to me. Call in on +254711046105 or reply here It's Maina and King'ang'i in the morning on Classic 105. #MainaAndKingangi

@ItsMainaKageni Examples of their utterances Wewe ni mwanaume wa aina gani? Nipige kama wewe ni mwanaume Tafuta pesa kama wanaume wengine A real man does.... Useless man Deadbeat Bora ningebaki single I had other options Pesa yako unapeleka wapi Mujinga kama babako (to the son) Add more...

@Josh001J The oil in Kenya is under OMCs,Kenyan government doesn't have/own oil reserves.

@Dzirive There's a proposal to make Kenya fuel reserves for Africa

Kenya has fuel to last 2 weeks and 50 tones of crude oil is said to be docking today. To understand whether this is good or bad, we should ask, how much our reserves have been holding before and our fuel consumption daily. Most gas stations huwa wanahoard ndio wapandishe bei. But I'm not sure this is a discussion most of you want. You don't want to get into details just vilification!

@Rubbih1 Your father can call a press conference too

What kind of opposition is Rigathi Gachagua? Today, he could have called a press conference to address KEWOTA theft and corruption, but instead he is just chilling at his Wamunyoro home, focused on tribal politics from morning to evening.

@the_sambu True

On a separate day the police officer appears to have been more alert and, by not dropping his weapon, timely helped interject a suspect!

@Ochorakot 😂zii hiyo mraia ukua imejificha Kwa chochoro so mkitembea apart wao udhani ni makarao .ama ukiwa solo usitembelee katikati ya Barbara but on the sides and interchange ukisonga

@Dzirive 😂😂nikue wa mwisho kwa kona wanimalize

Juja is no longer safe. Sijui ni wakora ama ni goons but hii place haiko safe. 2 weeks ago nilikua attacked na mavijana wawili walikua na panga. Nilikua na my 2 other friends tulimanage kuhepa safe but 1 of my friends aliibiwa simu. Last week a friend of mine alikua anatoka job ya CCI 2am alikua attacked. Imagine kuattack dem alafu on top wana mkatakata na panga. Dem ameharibiwa sura vibaya sana. Jana usiku tena nilifikiwa. Hapo midnight after game ya Man U nikiingia kejani mavijana watano walinitoa siaka. Nilimanage kuhepa. To make it worse hii serikali haifanyi shiet. Na hizi ukora zinaincrease. Alafu after hii yote online goons watakuja kusema nadanganya. Fuck you niggah. Unarant na uko sijui Pokot. Anyway Juja is no longer safe. Check on your siblings.

@FallyMaxx @ignyharaz2 Ama wewe ndio uko na dimentia juu haujaelewa

Na ndugu zangu Mchungane sana na Wamasaai Wamekuwa sharp boys hatari sana Unapatana mzee Anakwambia ako na kashida Anataka kuuza 10 acres as a Block hapo Kitengela Anakupea an irresistible deal 1 acre anakuuzia 700k 10 acres ni 7 Million Anatoa title dead mnaandikiana kila kitu. Unawekelea deposit ya Kshs. 3 Million Ukiambia yeye mambo ya Bank Financing Anakwambia yeye hapendi mambo ya Bank Anataka pesa yake ikiwa cash. Juuu the deal is soo sweet. I mean an eighth inatoka 700k na hapa 1 acre Unapewa na 700k. Mpaka umeulizia majirani wanakwambia iyo shamba ni ya huyu mzee. Wewe unaona kitu legit😂😂 Already umeambia watu kadhaa about Iyo shamba and there are willing to buy an eighth at 500k. Ukipiga Hii mahesabu unatokwa na wazimu. Unatia bidii and you raise the other Kshs. 4 Million In total umepea Maasai 7 Million. Na Unapewa title deed. Siku sasa ya kumalizana ndio Maasai atoke kwa shamba. Unapata Morans na Mishale Wanakwambia mzee ako ma Dementia na wanaskia kuna watu wanataka kunyakuwa shamba yao😂 Kujaribu kukaribia Iyo shamba ni mshale… Unaenda polisi wanakwambia hapo. Hakuna vile watakusaidia. At that moment ndio unaelewa pia Masaai are not as naive as you thought. Wako na sharp boyz hatari sana. Giste CTRl c+v

@ivymuthe Chef ngoima

Who is your favourite chef here? 1. Rongai Chef 2. Chef Ombachi 3. Sue Owino 4. Akoko Val 5. Yun Aturkana.

@ignyharaz2 They should invest in safety equipment

Bro has a family to feed. Risky but we do it for the dollars

@LegitLKM @MihrThakar 😂😂

@MihrThakar Goons are also very great for the economy. We can thank (In)Justice Bahati Mwamuye for that tooo.

Typical goon day: Wake up 5am. Vuta bangi. Eat last night's leftover ugali and sukuma for breakfast with black tea. Get ferried to a nearby town in a bus with other goons. Cause havoc at 12pm rally. Run, get teargassed and pay your own way home with a deep gnash in the shin and bloodshot eyes. Eat njugu and black tea with sweet potatoe at 5pm and bandage yourself. Vuta bangi. Peleka pesa ya goonism kwa bar, kula nyama na kachumbari. Malizia siku kwa malaya.

@Broadbasedgal Some of us sit back and watch how clueless some of you bloggers are,No Kikuyu who is hurted by Ruto is following Gachagua.Some of you will be surprised when kikuyus will choose to support someone outside Mt Kenya .Most people are hurt by this regime and will vote it out.

It is hard to understand how Mulima moved from following visionary leaders like Matiba and JM Kariuki to rallying behind figures like Gachagua and Methu Listening to Methu on Citizen TV yesterday. It was difficult to pick out anything progressive. Just empty confidence with very little substance

@MalimAitah @ivymuthe That's not his house

@Dzirive @ivymuthe But i just answered the question🤭😅

Would you allow this in your space from a visitor?

@MalimAitah @ivymuthe No mahn,look at the other people's body language,it's always good to read the room

@ivymuthe Sometimes i take a positive out of it,as so long us the shoes stepping on the table are clean i would want to think they are genuinely feeling cormfortable at my place which is a good sign

@Kaikainaipaa Mkiita Uhuru mtoto ya cerelac mlikua mnafikiria niniWSR was the chior master.

The Nyandarua county Senator Methu will regret in the near future for addressing the President as his peer, sai Wacha achochwe then reality will hit him when the hype is over

@DLunalo @Iam_HassanKe @AbdulahiAdan10 What if he was off duty boss?or he was just settling in after changing shifts.Even in the barracks officers don't hold the firearm all the time.

@Dzirive @Iam_HassanKe @AbdulahiAdan10 Because my friends in forces tell me once you are in uniform life or death is determined by a few seconds....

Be safe... street gangs alert. 😳

@Mbwesaa Boss this is life,and that's how it is,or you expect to see everything being perfect?

Proper 3rd world pigsty aesthetics.