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@newheightshow @gkittle46 @JasonKelce @tkelce If @gkittle46 doesn’t wanna do it, I will. Just lmk guys! I’m ready when you are

We know one way to get a Jason Kelce intro for your alarm clock Let’s make it happen @gkittle46

@DrewGarrison My dad opened a bar without being able to afford it and the only thing he knew about running a bar was how to drink beer. Now it’s one of the top hole in the walls around town and everyone loves it. I say go for it

The bar I’ve watched the Michigan/Ohio State game with my dad at since I was 15 is for sale and I’m bummed. A family friend owns it. I wanna make it a Bengals bar. Stripes Bar & Grill. Can I afford it? No. Do I know how to run a bar? Also no. But it’s fun to think about.

@DrewGarrison Call it a tactical reload😂

@EAW7354 I’m loaded down

Pro tip: don’t be cheap and hand dig your footers. I’m dying out here.

@DrewGarrison @WhoDeyVic @JasonKelce @nglwithkylie First getting replies from a famous sports podcast host. Now his wife. I’m getting way too popular on here. I might need to take a break

@EAW7354 @WhoDeyVic @JasonKelce @nglwithkylie She is my wife lol

If that’s not a billboard, I don’t know what is.

@WhoDeyVic @JasonKelce @DrewGarrison @nglwithkylie Are you Mrs garrison?

@EAW7354 @JasonKelce @DrewGarrison Actually need advice from @nglwithkylie 🙏🏼🙏🏼😂

@JasonKelce @DrewGarrison Jason, Drew just had a baby and I’m having one next week. Sprinkle some advice on us while you’re here?

@DrewGarrison That’s a glorious merman

@JasonKelce @Joe_Marchione @drinkgaragebeer

@Joe_Marchione @drinkgaragebeer Don’t we all have inner dialogues with ourselves?

OK FINE. BEER AQUARIUM.

@drinkgaragebeer @JasonKelce I’m not entirely sure why we abandoned the 5 gallons of beer in a bucket so fast

@JasonKelce Anything is possible Jason

@DrewGarrison @drinkgaragebeer GB, you know what to do

@EAW7354 @drinkgaragebeer I’m in

@DrewGarrison @drinkgaragebeer Dare I offer that we put on mermaid tails and do an interpretive show in the beer tank?

@drinkgaragebeer Please make one I can fit in. I could use a #BeerBath

@hanginout55 @drinkgaragebeer What a way to go. Tell my story. Let my legend live on forever

@EAW7354 @drinkgaragebeer May not be safe...you may end up battered and fried...

GUYS JUST TO CLARIFY THE BUCKETS CONTAIN 24 CANS OF GARAGE BEER. NOT 5 GALLONS OF LOOSE BEER. WE’RE SELLING A CASE OF BEER NOT A BEER AQUARIUM. ALTHOUGH I GUESS YOU COULD TURN IT INTO ONE IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO. OK THANKS.

@hanginout55 @drinkgaragebeer That is me. A beer fish. I volunteer to test out said beer aquarium

@drinkgaragebeer A beer aquarium would require beerfish....

If anyone has a connection to the @Eagles and can get me in touch: I sent you guys a letter from my daughter and myself a couple months back regarding her birthday. She me about it yesterday and I told her I hadn’t heard back. So now I’m following up. Please reach out

@drinkgaragebeer @JasonKelce the way you were movin through the bar during that fight seen tells me you still got it

The Last True Cold One

@drinkgaragebeer @RIZZY_FEARS Me waiting in the the yard with my kisstols locked and loaded

@EAW7354 @RIZZY_FEARS 😮

@drinkgaragebeer @RIZZY_FEARS If I catch you putting one on my front porch I get to kiss you 😏

@RIZZY_FEARS May 1!

@drinkgaragebeer @Beau_Allen @HEYDUDECountry What’s better than 1 Beau? 2 Beaus.

@Beau_Allen @HEYDUDECountry You’re irreplaceable

Gennings Dunker: Garage Beer Guy

@chilldoh @drinkgaragebeer

Can I get a hell yeah?! 🍻

Thank Garage It’s Friday