Evan Arnold

GGs Quinn Hughes is that guy

Anyone else bricked up for the Dallas Stars?

This Stars cup run will be the greatest of all time

Computer, make Kyler Murray 6 inches taller and the future MVP.

@ChipotleTweets As of now we get 10 points for every $1 With a free entree being 1625 points, you’re telling me I have to spend $162.50 to obtain ONE free entree. This structure is not built for the people. Please advise.

Starbucks employees suck ass

Working on your computer at a coffee shop is extremely pick me

1-5 to start the fantasy football season. Time to turn this ship around.

@AdamSchefter 2024 natty rematch on SNF

Week 2’s primetime lineup:

I’m afraid the cervezas clear

This is war. Fuck you Darnell Nurse

Ladies and gentlemen Please enjoy Thomas Harley’s overtime goal in Game 6 with the Titanic music overtop of it #TexasHockey

HOOOOLLLDDDDDD

Stay Righteous

By the way! We’re doing this without our most productive scorer and best defenseman! #wemove #stayrighteous

Fellas. We blew a tire and couldn’t dance tonight. Let’s rally for game 2 and fly around eh bud?

What a masters finish, congrats to Rory. Time to order some za and watch some black mirror

Nobody in front, nobody behind. Is this the best seat in the house?