Lalei🖤

The way my parents would make me return a Porsche I didn’t buy myself?? 😭

“To my beloved mother, I bequeath my iPhone and watch. To my siblings, I bequeath my two pairs of shoes, which they are to sell and share the proceeds equally. To the church, I bequeath the UGX 50,000 in my bank account at Standard Chartered Bank…”

I know bitches be mad when we fall out, no more laughs for you hoe!

"you're fat" Thank you I have struggled with my body since I was 8

i’d literally pretend something never happened if it’s too much for me to process yh…i’m avoidant towards myself too

Dats why I pay attention to soft spoken ppl. They be crazy as hell. Dats not even they real voice. Dats a coverup for a demon

big fan of anything that stops the voices in my head for a while

I don't think I'll eat today. Saving for a Benz.

same, new dick would heal me 😔

holding your boobs for emotional support>>>

“I didn’t even have a car while dating Temi Otedola 😭 I got my first car in 2021, a Range Rover, because I saw cars as liabilities 💔 My dream car is the Rolls-Royce Cullinan, which is about $350,000… but I still can’t afford it yet 😂🔥” — Mr Eazi

In a room full of people you’ll find me in the corner scrolling through twitter.

Thank God for standards. Thank God for high self esteem. Thank God for confidence. Thank God for a strong mind.

@ZeeroBrain 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I am sure by this logic you wanted the gorillas to be on the decks and Diplo be dancing in the background

In fact they believe in me a bit too much

If I pop up pregnant, just know the guy was trying to trap me! Y'all know where I stand when it comes to the whole idea of mothering, birthing and stuff.

Briefly, feminism is the belief in equal rights and fair treatment of women and men in society and daily life. If you think a feminist should not get married, should not have sex, or should not make personal choices without satisfying your ego, you should seek help from a mental health professional ASAP.

We talk about how when you're excluded you should remain excluded but we don't talk about how those who exclude you become even angrier when you exclude yourself bc they were expecting you to seek their validation so they could include you. Always funny to watch.

Weather for wine ,pasta and my baby

Lesbian allegations are like compliments to me