Jayson

Manifesting a 6 digit salary in 2022 😌

Wake me up when it affects the world’s average condom maker

LeBron won more playoff games without Luka and Reaves in year 23 than MJ won without Pippen in his entire career. 1 of 1 🐐

Lebron is 30, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god

In NBA history, only twice has a team won a playoff game despite missing 2 players who each averaged 20.0+ PPG while making 100+ threes for that team during the regular season. Both wins were by this year's @Lakers.

Checking in on the NBA’s old timers… Durant’s flirting with 10 turnovers in his first playoff game as a Rocket. Steph’s at Coachella. Kawhi’s planting trees. LeBron is averaging 39 MPG & 24-8-10 to go up 2-0 without his team’s 2 leading scorers. 🐐🐐🐐

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

People don’t realize how insane this is

That’ll show him

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Accurate diagnosis 😂😭

50 Cent's comment 😂

This how this Baltimore niggas be talking

Killing a single person means nothing to the criminals who run the U.S. government. Just look at the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment. They deliberately allowed hundreds of Black men to suffer and die while withholding treatment, all in the name of "research." Then examine Operation Northwoods, a Pentagon plan that proposed staging terrorist attacks on American soil and even killing U.S. citizens to justify invading Cuba. We are ruled by people with no moral compass whatsoever.

I want to be rich. But not Lamborghini or Rolex rich, I want to be rich enough to go to the gym at 3pm and nobody can tell me no. To tap the family in front of me at the supermarket and say, "It's on me," Rich enough that my future wife never has to worry about getting a job. Rich enough to show my children the world, not pictures of it. Rich enough to take my friends to dinner and say, "| got this", Rich enough that God uses me to help the people who are in need. That's my version of rich.

shoutout to kids spilling reincarnation tea cause the veil is extra thin while they’re that young, gotta be one of my favorite genres

It’s been 19 years since a 19-year-old Lionel Messi dribbled past Getafe’s entire team to score one of football’s most iconic goals 💫 (via @FCBarcelona)