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Michigan is getting a whistle that will make it impossible for UCONN to win this game. Impossible.

Bo Naylor does nothing for this team.

@BlueJacketsNHL Literally fuck you. 25 years of nothing but piss and shit. Could not be more embarrassed to be a fan of this clown show year in and year out.

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@Aportzline This franchise will never have a superstar first round draft pick. The McConnell curse. The day they sell will be the day this franchise improves.

#CBJ got the shot the wanted ... Fantilli a rip from the right circle off a Werenski set-up, but #GoJetsGo Hellebuyck played it perfectly. #GoJetsGo win 2-1

All Boone Jenner does is miss the net. Not sure I’ve despised a player more since Adam Foote.

There’s a lot of blame to go around for the lack of performance, but Zach Werenski should be near the top of the list. A complete non factor during this stretch.

@Aportzline The most unserious potential playoff team maybe in NHL history.

#CBJ still looking for their first shot on goal this period, and it's 13:52 deep into the second period. They have 15 shots on goal in their last 94+ minutes of action.

Marchenko simply isn’t the “superstar” player this organization or fans think he is.

Cole Sillinger with the puck on his stick is an automatic giveaway. He plays hard though.

Chase DeLauter - Cleveland Guardians (5) 2 Run Bing Bong

Is Kwan fucking serious?

@Aportzline They don’t deserve to get frustrated when they’re one for the their last 20 or however many on the power play. There’s no team that is more at a disadvantage while on an advantage than these bums.

#CBJ have been frustrated about a lack of calls for a while now. But players need to stop looking back at officials when they think a call should have been made. It's happening 5-6 times per game now, and it's not a good look. If they're blowing the whistle, you'll hear it.

@Aportzline Yeah, you can say that again. $5M for an injury riddled forward that couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat.

#CBJ Monahan on the doorstep with a good look, but he can't bury.

Honestly what did Rick Bowness expect? This is what happens every Elvis start for the last three to four fucking years. The only chance is starting Greaves the rest of the way. Why doesn’t any one understand this?

@atalanca @Aportzline He’s impressively terrible.

@EGreenyyy @Aportzline It’s incredible how he’s due for at least one ridiculous whiff like that a game. Horrendous player

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Backs against the wall and we’re seeing what these guys are made of. Turns out they’re made of fucking wet paper. Nobody on this team has any guts. Starting with the worst captain in the league.

It’s really a bummer that Kyle Manzardo is this shit.

Kwan should consider being less of a pussy and driving in runs instead.

I’m ready to hear the dumbest quote possible from the Jackets captain tonight. I’m sure it’ll be profoundly stupid.