THIEF OF HEART Vipera Crypth

@indigoHurricane @karkat_vt katty can u kill him already

@EGvipera @karkat_vt ⊙⊙ I’M SURE YOU ARE. OVER.

⊙⊙ WHAT? Over.

@indigoHurricane @karkat_vt im gonna missss u sso mucch bro

@EGvipera @karkat_vt ⊙⊙ I’M NOT DEAD YET PHUCKER. OVER.

@indigoHurricane @karkat_vt

@karkat_vt @EGvipera ⊙⊙ Hello, Vantasbot sir… Over.

@karkat_vt they could hass ass many planetss ass they want. we could desstroy their capitolss in a ssingle night. not to talk about their exxcusse of a leader

@EGvipera I WANT TO JUST AS MUCH AS YOU DO. BUT I HAVE ONLY SIX PLANETS. THEY HAVE GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH.

when katty doessnt want to conquer alternia n murder itss leader b-but i dont even care baka!

@indigoHurricane @karkat_vt ur already fucked bro dont worry i doubt u could put ursself in a worsse ssituation

@EGvipera @karkat_vt ⊙⊙ Yes and I'm going to shut up bephore I get sent to SCULP again...Over.

@indigoHurricane @karkat_vt dont u work for him or ssmth

@EGvipera @karkat_vt ⊙⊙ I didn't really tell you to phuck yourselph, I did call you a nookeater though which I've also called Vantasbot a nookeater because HE IS ONE AND SO ARE YOU. Over.

@indigoHurricane @karkat_vt can he do dat can he jusst tell hiss ssuperiorss to fuck emsselvess

@EGvipera ⊙⊙ OH PHUCK YOU NOOKEATER. OVER.

@indigoHurricane ur sso weird man we sshould fire u

@EGvipera ⊙⊙ THE... NEVER PHUCKING MIND. OVER.

@indigoHurricane ??? datss what the tweet iss about tho..?

@EGvipera ⊙⊙ THAT'S NOT THE PART I'M TALKING ABOUT, PHUCKER. OVER.

@indigoHurricane yess i did? didnt u know he wass ssuppossed to conquer alternia

@EGvipera ⊙⊙ THE PHUCK DO YOU MEAN? DID YOU READ BEPHORE YOU POSTED?? OVER.

@indigoHurricane idk why ur actin ssurprissed

@EGvipera ⊙⊙ What do you mean "what"??? Over.

working for TWO empiress n NONE OF EM do SSSHIT omfg

@caliRooligan if u had a ssuccccessful empire how would u name it?

if i had a child i wwould name him cronus that seems like a cool name

@caliRooligan iss dat wrong tho

oh piss off

i ssmell of death. i reek of hate. i will live forever

//that's it ig

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