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It’s only been like a month and already this tweet hasn’t aged well. I’m considering other options at this time

What’s going on with milk these days? When I was a kid we used to have the same gallon for multiple weeks that didn’t spoil. In the last few months I have thrown out milk that went sour before I even opened it

@watchthisdrive1 @shannel_lynn @sofeemilillo Get real

the only answer that matters

@MaryKayCabot Hey Mary Kay; are we expecting to get interest from the league for DTR or PJ Walker with the addition of Jameis Winston? I don’t see the need for 5 QBs on the roster given how much we are shelling out for QB1 in Watson.

Please submit your Hey, Mary Kay! #Browns questions here. Thanks so much! cleveland.com/browns/2016/08…

“The weather prognosticating groundhog.” This is one of the many examples of why the rest of the world doesn’t understand America. #Culture

The Miami Touchdown. Game over.

“You’ll never find another guy like me”

*getting into the back of every single Uber I’ve ever ridden in* “So how long you been doin Uber?”

THAT’S my littlest sister!!🔥 #FeedTheMillers

YOOO @ChipotleTweets This is absolutely absurd. My girlfriend just chewed a piece of gum while she was eating her bowl and it was NOT HER GUM!!! Unbelievable!! Most disgusting thing I’ve ever encountered in any food service! I’ve tried to call the restaurant and no answer

@17gamepace Think he deserves to be in top 15, possibly top 10 conversation next week.

Puka Nacua..

Wanted to put this out there for everyone now that the initial sharing died down. Anything would help.

The NY Giants should have to play in the XFL for the rest of the year after their performance tonight. Crestview high school might’ve given the Cowboys more of a challenge honestly.

Man….. RIP Jimmy Buffett. Truly a legend.

@PicturesFoIder 20+40 is 60 7+7 is 14, +1 is 15, 15+60 is 75

How do you do it?

@Sophia_Nyx Herbie: Fully Loaded

without saying beetlejuice, fav michael keaton film?

Wow Messi to the MLS is a huge step for American Soccer. When I was in highschool, “Messi to the MLS” was used a hyperbole because it was simply out of the realm of ‘possible’ at the time. Pretty cool to see it actually happen.

@barstoolsports Trent Richardson, Jamarcus Russell, Knowshon Moreno, Colt McCoy. I can go all day

Name a player you thought would be good, but sucked