E. A. Akpofure

@PoliceNG What happens to permits gotten via the cmr portal just few months ago?

🕶️ TINTED GLASS OR TINTED SWAG? Hey there, happy werekend! So here’s the gist: If you’re walking or biking under the sun with your tinted shades on—no wahala. Rock that look! But if you're driving a car with tinted, shaded, coloured, or darkened glass, the rules are different. Section 3 of the Motor Vehicles (Prohibition of Tinted Glass) Act says: You’ve got just 14 days from the date of purchase or import to replace those glasses—Yes, including "factory fitted ", unless you’ve got a permit! Driving tinted? You need a permit. Walking tinted? You’re good. Two different vibes. Two different laws. Want to stay cool and compliant? Apply for your tinted glass permit online at: possap.gov.ng Stay safe. Stay stylish. Stay legal.

@daboh_p @nnadozieopara 😹

@EJay_Japh @nnadozieopara 😂😂😂 Dozie definitely knows the individual.

@EJay_Japh does this remind you of anybody?

@daboh_p Lol 😋😋

@EJay_Japh Lmao. To make am vex you more, I made the food by myself 😂

Pounded yam and ogbono to step this win up.

@daboh_p 🤣🤣

For another 1 year, I no suppose carry phone enter bathroom/toilet.

Forged Chicago State University certificate? Check. False works history claims? Check. Failure to disclose apparent dual nationality? Check. Potential theft of someone else's identity? Check. My latest story on @WestAfricaWeek westafricaweekly.substack.com/p/has-bola-ahm…

@NaijaFlyingDr @Doro_Why_This

Ever wanted to give a partner/friend a massage? Learn how here👇

Fix holes in clothing👏

@GodsgreatG @temitop_ pL.P. LMP

@temitop_ I’ve always said it that the male and female sexes were created with distinctive abilities and as such, should function within these abilities. These abilities of both sexes complements each other’s deficiencies. A women should be woman n a man a man. It’s not a sign of sickness

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Ladies, if your blood group has a negative sign beside it, this thread is for you. A-, B-, O- etc It means your blood group is Rhesus Negative, getting pregnant for a man whose blood is Rh-positive could mean problems for future pregnancies Here's how RT for awareness please

@daboh_p 🙄🙄

😂 make United fans dey allow Ole sleep well. He's the right man for the job.

I left an important assignment in the hands of someone yesterday and forgot about it. I woke up this morning to discover that the assignment was not carried out causing me embarrassment. I was angry and about to go off on the person when I remembered what Kelvin Jombo posted.

I know that I'm good enough. I also know I can improve and be better. Yes,be better!!!

If you're seeing this tweet, drink water. Help your kidneys

If someone asks for a place to sleep and you demand for sex, it counts as sexual exploitation. You're exploiting that person's vulnerable position for your own gain. If people feel like they'll lose something by saying no to your sexual advances, you should think twice

@daboh_p 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love animals jor. Its only that Alsatian dog called Spiky I am afraid of.

Imagine going on this mission with who dey fear dogs @EJay_Japh

@daboh_p @nnadozieopara @ManchiRalf Recall the man that arrested me the other day? Later realized that he is a 'she' when someone called her madam. cos...🤐

@nnadozieopara @ManchiRalf They said he is a woman.

Omo this police work no easy o 🤭🤐😬

@the_rocklover_ 😁

@EJay_Japh And loafers o🤣

This man just texted me “good morning ma’am” Lol, nice one dear, nice one