Evander Kane

#NHL13Launch With @kurtiswithakay and @EKane9JETS GO JETS GO!!! @NHLJets #gojetsgo

THIS is the type of kid I want playing on my team! #Sabres fb.me/782KbeLIu

The leafs won a game. Whens the parade?

And I thought trading ME was a bad idea...

Actually, I think a team of down syndrome cows could beat the Leafs...

Im pretty sure that even without me, the Sabres could beat Toronto...

Did the Jets realize that they were kissing their playoff hopes goodbye when they traded me?

Im pretty sure Carey Price has a better shot that most of the Sabres roster...

Might have to try that out...RT “@KrantzMichelle: @EKane9JETS we allow track suits and snuggies !!!”

I just had a chat with McDavid. Lets just say that I have a tracksuit waiting for him in Buffalo. #TracksuitGate

@retsopuk Ya he changed his @ lol

Even with my injury, im still better than most of the Sabres roster...

Think I can rock this?

Ok just in case anyone who is not aware, this is NOT Evander Kane's real Twitter account. This will be a parody account.

Myers and Big Buff on defence is scary. Remind me to dump and chase against them...

Hows everyone doin today?

Thats enough Twitter for one day. Its been a long one. Have a good night everyone!

Do they allow tracksuits in Buffalo? #TracksuitGate

Its hard not to ;)...RT“@Maaz_V: @EKane9JETS Do me a favor and don't score on the Leafs. Please and thank you.”

@EKane9JETS Not looking too good right now. C'mon!