Luke AKA Che Diaz Stan Account

When someone asks Pam to make copies even though she's moved on to Sales.

@BoatShoeWoodson @brianmsikkenga Hellz yeah. Witty's revenge.

@brianmsikkenga We're planning 2027 if we go to Provo! @ELRoseHubbard You in?

NGL, I didn't realize how cool BYU and Utah fans were. Handling a tough off-season with class. Rooting on their guys as they make moves away from their school. I'm a new fan of those universities. I need to get to Provo for the Holy War.

Still waiting for Daniel Day Lewis to drop his new Vodka.

Too bad Texas ducked Michigan in the playoffs last year.

@mehque_ @jimruggart @CartoonKayfabe @artofmmignola @IDWPublishing Congrats!

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@Ryan_Hickey3 Your tears give me joy!

@MacEngelProf What a whiney, little B*tch!

Michigan is damn good. And Michigan is damn dirty, too. Hail to the Cheaters star-telegram.com/sports/spt-col…

Hey Paul Finebaum, Suck My Fucking Dick!

@intothecrevasse @labuzamovies My first date in LA i brought the girl to El Compadre and did just that.

@labuzamovies You’re supposed to eat it with the husk on

@DanWolken @usatodaysports @USATODAY Heard you cheated on your wife, Dan. Really ruins the sanctity of marriage.

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How embarrassing for you.

@funnyjones The final form.

Lotta conservatives "reel in shock" today after learning we would rather old white men NOT make blanket health decisions for us.

@BoatShoeWoodson Boatshoes, tread lightly, that's .... Ned Snark!

Might have to bookmark this. When one says "your program is screwed" what do you think would qualify as being "screwed?"

@faceyouhate My sister and I's favorite movie.

@BoatShoeWoodson Just seeing this picture got me pregnant.

Great character. Moving up the list of my all time favorites..(only on season 4)

@faceyouhate But those Mint Mobile commercials, what a hoot!

A shame Diane Feinstein will never get to see what Justin Fields can do with a decent O-line.

@XFLJim I thought you were already one of us. Smh.

Today was almost the day folks (I almost pooped my pants )

Saw Sound Of Freedom and yelled out "Adrenechrome" every five minutes to wild applause.

I'm going to hell for the things I just said to the Frontier customer service agent.