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The importance of stupidity in scientific research:

Dr Bronner, visibly drunk: and tell ‘em you can brush your teeth with it

Not joking when I say this stupid butterfly changed my life

i hope you read my tweets and think to urself like damn what the fuck is wrong with this girl

u da real flow state

Ok I feel better, I spoke to the trees about it and they’re just as horrified and disgusted as I am.

ate a whole king size candy bar 450 cal idgaf give me a cigarette too

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

happy earth day! i love earth! thank you for everything mother earth!

The art of letting whoever think whatever

if wemby is out i literally can’t do this anymore lol

this rain making me realize i would not survive in seattle

I’m going to kill myself if you’re hurt wemby

abolish Portland

i’m unmedicated. all my thoughts are organic and free range

My defense system is already aware. Shoo. My missiles will eliminate the threat. My guards will seize them

@nikebasketball @wemby On this planet or out in the universe, Wemby defends.

just made some sht up in my head. i'm so mad rn

like no i’m not catholic but yes i fw la virgencita heavy