Elizabeth Millard

@erinLboyle Thanks so much!

@marcformarc I definitely don't think of the phrase, "no fear, no doubt, til they pulled me out of heaven" at least a few times a week.

You ever just sit at your desk and tear up about Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Cause I...I definitely don't.

@pattonoswalt You would think he'd be calmer with his system pumped full of Ambien, right?

Huh! Weird! Another out-of-nowhere, "suddenly brave" racist. It's like there's someone in power setting the tone for these bedbugs. Making 'em feel like there's someone in their corner. twitter.com/TheRileyWilson…

@rickygervais Happy birthday Fang! You are a goddamn inspiration to us all! 😻

I was so busy celebrating the anniversary of The Office and my cat's birthday yesterday, that I forgot to gloat over this sequinned cunt getting a new hairdo. twitter.com/RT_com/status/…

My article on "phantom fat," which I still struggle with occasionally. Important reminder that transformation takes time, at every level. twitter.com/MyFitnessPal/s…

@jonmbauer We always did, from about age 6. I actually used to have to get myself to kindergarten since it was across the street. Good times.

@DrJenGunter My used vagina appreciates you. :)

I am so ready to vote Gen Z into office that I'm like: Can we lower the minimum age for presidency to 14? twitter.com/andimJULIE/sta…

@meganbreah @sundogtweets @IndignantMN Oh, fer yum!

@TimFederle Why do you get to call them Samoas? I'm in MN and they've been renamed Caramel De-Lites here. But I will call them Samoas until the end.

@jonmbauer Brilliant idea: Line the border wall with antibacterial wipes. Problem solved.

@jonmbauer Yeah, what could go wrong with that?

@jonmbauer I find that my FB experience is enhanced by only scrolling and never stopping long enough to read more than a sentence of someone's updates. Except for unlikely animal friend videos. Obviously.

@jonmbauer Spoiler: They didn't.

Trying to write articles on a Friday feels like

@jonmbauer Have you tried Ativan(tm)? Many people experience discomfort or anxiety, but prescription Ativan can help you feel like yourself again. Talk to your doctor! (caution: may cause anxiety)

Stress + rest = growth; process over results; humility; surround yourself wisely (people and things); small consistent steps compounded = big gains; minimalist to be a maximalist; don’t forget to experience joy. Lessons from my column @outsidemagazine ow.ly/vC9o30hID6W

@joshua_becker A few years ago, I burned a stack of letters from my dad to my mom, when they were first dating. I scattered them along with both parents' ashes. Felt freeing, like I'd been burdened with a part of their history, then returned it back to them.

“Be ruthless for your own well being” -Holly Butcher ♥️ #0efb78c5b5" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tribunist.com/news/im-27-i-d…

We're thankful @EMillard_Writer and @MensHealthMag are sharing this information and noting the rise of #colorectal #cancer among young people! #ScreeningSaves menshealth.com/health/colon-c…