Prophet

@UCLAFootball it’s like a comedy horror movie that you just get to laugh at the whole time

SCHLEE TO LOYA! TOUCHDOWN!

@PFTCommenter Please 🙏 have Texas lose a 20pt lead to TCU in the 4th qtr

LSU and Florida should just run cover zero blitzes every single play. Coudnt be worse defense than whatever schemes theyre trying to run

@PFTCommenter LSU defensive making Etienne in the heisman campaign with Daniels

@LSUfootball I wish watching the defense wasn’t somehow twice as frustrating as watching the offense is fun. But here we are. The USC of the SEC . Lane Kiffin plays better defense than us Lane fuckin Kitten.

WHO'S BETTER THAN THAT KID🤷‍♂️

@WSUCougarFB @Cameron7Ward @DjouvenskyS Bext time you guys decide to have a 21pt swing within 3 mins please don’t let it affect the outcome of the game. thx

.@Cameron7Ward dump to @DjouvenskyS for the TD‼️ #GoCougs | #WAZZU | #CVE23

@stoolgambling legally retarded

OH NO WASHINGTON GOTTA CROSS THE PLANE

@UW_Football oh no! we’re counterfeit!

DJ breaks thru 👏

@UW_Football @RomeOdunze fully fraudulent

Remember the name … 🤌

@UnnecRoughness @stoolpresidente News a graphic of Portnoy i. a nurse outfit for times like these

Pregame statement from @stoolpresidente

@Philly_Mays Max already cursed the 2nd Half

Sign up for gametime and use code PMT for $20 off your first purchase. Let’s go nitts gametime.go.link/?adj_t=4c979un

@BarstoolBigCat proud to have no clue what this means

I hope Taylor Swift and Brittany Mahomes are laughing about this new sponsorship over dinner while these weirdo swifties scream that they can’t be friends anymore

@UnnecRoughness the college football frauds always expose themselves before the end of the year. impossible to avoid s let down spot when you’re dealing with a group that’s ~75% dipshits

Uhhhh Louisville?

@LouisvilleFB @DevinNealjr1 funny how the college football frauds always expose themselves near the end of the year. impossible to avoid s let down spot when you’re dealing with a group of 75% dipshits

.@DevinNealjr1 with the pick 🗣️🗣️ #GoCards

@BarstoolYak the main accomplishment of the new office is barstool sports completely exposing themselves. like ew. gross. put it away. can’t unsee this

One of the more bizzare moves you will EVER see in dodgeball

@hen_ease @calebpressley damb Rico. I legit figured that was Eddie

Me and @calebpressley saw it coming from a mile away

@SacramentoKings another year. another season of unserious basketball.

@BarstoolBigCat 2 years ago I learned there’s only one Hurley worth betting any money on

Thanks everyone for watching. Great event. If Mississippi State wins the Natty it was worth it

@OhioFootball 🤢 🤮

That's the end of three! #OUohyeah

@BarstoolYak @ConnorMook_ @highnoonsunsips so informative and to the point. thanks Mook!

.@ConnorMook_ weighs in on the Michigan scandal. Presented by @highnoonsunsips

@valesports_na @100T_Esports 💩

The first season of #VCTAmericas showed early promise from @100T_Esports, with strong performances against top teams. However, the desire to climb higher eventually took its toll when it came time to qualify for international tournaments...