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🤐 Except for viewers in Scotland.

We were all puzzled when you demanded Starmer resign We’re not so puzzled now, you devious, hypocritical cunt

@Roadwarrior29 @InnesMcgarry He didn't stand up for you if you worked at Grangemouth or Mossmorran.🙄

@InnesMcgarry 🤭Stellar, I give you, the Sarwar effect.

Anas will do a stellar job as a government minister. As Scottish Labour leader he led us to electoral successes after long in the wilderness. By-election victories - and the landslide general election win - gave us hope again.

@TheHibsAreHere The way today's game went we'd get beaten by them as well.🙄⚽

I see Rangers beat St Ettienne. Can't wait for Hibs Vs Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Celtic Vs Jesus Jones or Hearts V EMF

@FattusPrickus I didn't. Which seems like a very good move.

I finished my work early to watch Hibs in Europe. What a fucking idiot.

@TheRealJamieKay Yes

Whelks! Yes or no?

Right, oor turn on the Scottish football euro riddy baton 🤣 But remember, we aw get a shot...

Another non-surprise...

The World Cup is over and so the clubs will be applying for their share of the FIFA Club Benefits Programme I expect nearly $5m will be paid to Scottish clubs covering 90+ players, across 17 different clubs Hibs example attached; visit below link to see the card for your club!

@maroonajambo I thought that you'd experienced enough bad news this week.🙄

In the name of the wee man 🤦🏻‍♂️

Predictably, Andy Burnham's decision to give Anas Sarwar a peerage and make him a minister has not gone down well with Scottish Labour MPs. Douglas Alexander, who led Labour's disastrous Holyrood election campaign with Sarwar, also getting it in the neck. One MP tells HuffPost UK: "There are 37 Scottish Labour MPs all capable of being ministers. We don’t need to import more. "Scottish members are furious and feel Anas and Douglas Alexander have engineered this for a long time. "It feels to a lot of us that Anas and Douglas have failed upwards." huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/andy-bur…

Breaking: Water wet. More later...

I must apologise to Andy Burnham and Labour, yesterday I accused them of being a joke when they gave people 12p off their electric bills, the best joke of course was putting Sarwar into the Lords, how very #BetterTogether

@maroonajambo I remember reading that the legendary Gordon Smith, who played for both our clubs, practiced kicking a tennis ball off a wall until he was able to get the same control whatever way the ball rebounded with either foot. Too many players these days are incapable of using both feet.

@ER07070707 It’s hard to defend the result on here (and rightly so because it was a shocker) BUT it wasn’t a proper 4-0. However, I know I need to take the pelters and get on with it

Not interested in an apology. 🤨 Away and learn how to kick the ball with your left foot 🦶

Today’s far-right embarrassment!

Mental this utterly useless cunt can make Sarwars cuntery about the SNP. A fucking wretch.

Every summer, it slips my mind that Rangers Football Club are the single weirdest football club on Earth. But then they start tweeting again and it comes flooding back to me. Gimps.

These people live amongst us 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Great to see Wes Streeting back as UK defence secretary...