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Took Her To The O

Im actually fucking devastated

Who wanna be my alpha, I’m slick

Fuckin all the bitches #trump

Windows Defender is very silly and I am flabbergasted. I always keep Windows Defender off. As a person who collects malware, writes malware, and pokes malware with a stick, Windows Defender is a big stinky dork who isn't cool and gets in my way. Earlier today I was doing big brain intellectual stuff that you wouldn't understand (watching police chase videos on YouTube) and suddenly Windows Defender began screaming obnoxiously loud into my headphones that it has detected hundreds of malwares on my machine. Windows Defender turning itself on is no big deal. I keep my several terabytes of malware segregated (it's in a special folder that is whitelisted, I pray I don't accidentally detonate it). However, Windows Defender was screaming malware was in my C drive. This is sort of weird ... I write malware, maybe it's flagging one of my proof-of-concepts as malware? Maybe? I look inside and this fucking piece of shit is flagging my anti-malware project I'm working on as malware. That makes literally zero sense. Nothing in my anti-malware static analysis goofy project is even remotely malicious. What the fuck is this piece of shit yapping about? In my malware static analysis project I extracted the YARA rules from Windows Defender. I use those same rules for identification. Windows Defender flagged IT'S OWN RULES as malware because of the strings present in THEIR OWN YARA RULES You dumb son of a bitch. I HATE YOU. Now I have to spend an extra FOUR MINUTES re-extracting your YARA rules and recompiling them for my project. HOW DARE YOU

YOU - “I don't understand. Ruby's a woman, right?” KLAASJE - “Yes.” YOU - “But…you're *also* a woman.” KIM KITSURAGI - “Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this.” PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Well, I'll be damned! That's one more thing we know about the world!

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I’m losing followers and can’t help but assume it’s because you’re Mossad agents who unfollowed me because Netanyahu doesn’t like when white boys have a little bit of soul

@regularaugust Buying my slavoj Zizek philosophy book and when I get home to open it there’s just a bunch of piss soaked pages and the words “Ideology” scratches onto every page. I smugly and put it on my bookshelf ( right beside sun Tsu’s art of war) feeling reassured I’m better than everyone

9 years ago today i dropped a banana peel out my car window in santa clarita california n had dis nigga spinning like dry bones

The communist regime from 1000 years ago he’s referring to is the Song dynasty

@JackTheDripp3r @HRTgoddess You misspelt Strive?

@HRTgoddess 2xko is the most spiritually israeli fighting game ever made

this is what ekko players be hitting me with on oki

@Shincry HH? having fun?? 23 nerfs coming next update

Here's a Savage SOLO Omega doc that I have made compiling the best times! Technically it's finished! (Only would need updating new runs) Please treat it with care and love😂 docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

This dude Rodgers should die he acting like he did something

i should call him

I was gifted a #karlmarxlabubu

Do you remember when you joined this shithole? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@NERDNATO1 @raichueeve40379 @kittenlover559 Jovial Merryment, professionally known as MRY, fans tend to call them either “King” or “Child Sacrificer”

@raichueeve40379 @kittenlover559 Orange? Jovial Merriment? Who tf are y'all talking about?

where is jovial merryment