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Just realized that I can remember couples dogs names more than their kids names…oops!

I’ve reached the pinnacle of being an adult…drinking while putting together IKEA furniture. Where did I go wrong!

Just looked in the mirror and thought, “damn these graphics have to be in 4K.”

“AlL hE cAn Do Is DuNk” 2x MVP 5x NBA All-Star All-Star MVP 3x First Team All NBA Defensive Player of The Year To name an few… Now… NBA Champion Finals MVP Couldn’t be happier to see the success of a player like Giannis

Milwaukee won’t be sleeping tonight, be smart and safe out there folks! #BucksIn6

The Milwaukee Bucks are NBA Champions!!! Never been more happy for a player in my life, @Giannis_An34 you are a legend and inspiration!

@LAGTVNovaWar The weak fouls are one thing, but as a Bucks fan I was more frustrated with the constant mismatches that were going on due to the decision to constantly switch on screens. Lopez on Paul and Booker, mismatch all night long.

NBA hard shifts to no hand checking. Weak fouls abound. NBA teams start shooting endless 3s and stepping back from traditional inside play. Bucks fans when Suns exploit easy fouls by having the audacity to work inside 23 feet and grab 20+ free points at the line

@TOsborn12_83 I’m not mad...I’m just disappointed

@TOsborn12_83 You’re not allowed to watch Lord of the Rings anymore! I revoke your LotR card!

@bsosalla 48,955 min, 889 new artists, 621 genres!! I thought when I saw 318 that was a butt ton, guess not! 😅

Greatest day of the year! Let's compare: 49,969 minutes, 1,186 artists, 318 genres (lol not sure how there are that many genres).

@triciaguss What if I challenge you to do it? 🤔

I swear this happens to me all the time! Me: *buys a fresh tube of chapstick* My lips: "Nah, we good mate!" Me: *loses said chapstick* My lips: "oh you fucked up now!" *instantly chapped*

@TOsborn12_83 @MarlinnTheFishh One does not simply hate LoTR without ever watching them! Now I must go watch my extended versions and clear my head.

Definitely just exhaled my gum out on accident while working out but smoothly caught it in my hand and made eye contact with a girl that witnessed this magical feat, I followed up with a wink and walked away. I obviously need to change gyms now...

@TravisGray23 @Giannis_An34 If I'm being Giannest I think your Thon to something there! #Bucks

When people ask me why I'm still single all I can think is, I barely have the effort to get up in the morning, and you want me to try dating

That moment when you forget to bring headphones to the gym...smh.

@triciaguss This one time I tried that on a stalker...they didn't leave, actually I can see them through my window now! I'll try again!

Some days you just need to go with some straight oldies all day!