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@pkrang311 shit, I haven't made any good tweets today.

@mx_stjames I don't think I ever had your number, but you can dm it to me. Or I can message you mine if you'd prefer.

@mx_stjames Would love to, maybe we can meet up some time soon and you can give me some pointers. What's the best way to get ahold of you?

@mx_stjames Literally everything in my life is so much better. Can't even begin to describe it.

@mx_stjames Yeah, plus I lost 240 pounds and they're probably still all miserable fuckwits.

@mx_stjames It's been many years. It's what I get for accidentally succeeding at something while committing the crime of being fat and unkempt.

@mx_stjames I can't do Reddit. Once you've had a few reddit threads from one of your communities *about* you, it tends to spoil the enthusiasm.

@veryspicyegg He's a dog's dick apparently

Melky Costa has been money for a while now. Tons of great fights up the rankings for him.

@veryspicyegg Mirror

Watching some Voyager and wondering where I've seen this face before 🤔

@veryspicyegg Find anyone who put a large bet on him not getting traded and shoot them in the streets.

Sports have never been more rigged.

@veryspicyegg @BlastodermMan I like the "depiction of a platypus by a 12th century monk whose only reference was a description from a drunken French fur trapper"

@BlastodermMan I like the reverse mermaid

To celebrate the All Star win, and earning the #1 performance, I had to commemorate the occasion with some new Blast O'Derm Ink. Enjoy. #SBL #CelebratoryInk #OkMaybeNotSBLRelated #BigWood

@veryspicyegg and when they get mad you bump them with your chest and say "you gonna do something about it?"

@ESP_MTG I'm going to start winding up a towel and snapping it at passerby's bums

Nearly 40 years old and been kind of a wimpy guy so far. Would be cool to respec and be a brutish bully type guy for my next 40 years

Never felt like more of a fat asshole than just now when I told a restaurant employee that the online ordering system only allows 1 wing sauce to be selected even though the item description says you get 2 sauces

@veryspicyegg I wonder if you can

Imagine there's no pizza

@BlastodermMan @MrSoze You'd have to combine the next 3 Teams total goal differential to equal theirs. It's kinda insane.

@ESP_MTG @MrSoze Sorry, brother. At least you got the Avs still.

@ESP_MTG don't let them up off the mat!

@DanNobleMang Show is great. I started in 2018, haven't really gone back to watch older seasons but I probably should.

I had never seen an episode of survivor but I saw a commercial for it the other day. I thought " what the hell, I'll check out what it is about" now I'm half way through the first season and I can't stop watching. Gonna binge all 49 seasons and hopefully finish before th 50th.

@veryspicyegg I'm rooting for Indiana, but the Oregon half sounds wayyy better.

I would just ask for the side I was rooting for

@veryspicyegg stopping in the parking lot for 5 minutes to place my order on the app so I can just say "yes" when I pull up to the screen.

I feel like in fucking up now when the drive thru worker asks if I'm using their app and I have to say no. I would just like to get some food

Mr. Flibble tells me that "He deeply regrets an incident on Dec 28, 2182, where he used his hex vision to disintegrate two naughty boys."