Emergency_Services_Humour

This officer was left with nerve damage, permanent scars and sleepless nights after being mauled by a thug’s dog during a routine stop. Sickening that some people still treat dangerous dogs like weapons. open.substack.com/pub/esnreport/…

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Sounds like something straight out of a film! wishing our Police Scotland oppo a speedy recovery 💙 open.substack.com/pub/esnreport/…

If you could change one thing about this country, what would it be and why?

Sunday morning. You’re nursing a hangover or enjoying a lie-in. They’re scrubbing blood off boots, writing statements, and prepping case papers having not slept for 20 hours. Different worlds. Same postcode. What’s your Sunday morning routine vs theirs? 👇

You ever walked out of a job so tired, your body keeps moving but your brain clocked off three hours ago? That’s every shift for frontline emergency workers. One eye on the next 999, one foot in yesterday’s trauma, and still expected to smile for the public. No cape. No praise.

I showed this page to my therapist, and she wants to talk to all of you. 😁😁

I showed this Facebook page to my therapist, and she wants to talk to all of you. 😁😁

This is exactly how the neighbours look when you pull up on blues at 3am… peeking out like, “Ooh, what’s he done now?” 👀🚓😂

“Elite unit”, they say… back in the day, that meant taking down armed robbers, chasing dangerous fugitives, or kicking in doors with the Flying Squad. Now it apparently means scrolling X in hi-vis looking for spicy opinions on illegal immigration.

When did Westminster Bridge become a haven for scam gangs? It’s wall-to-wall cup shufflers and fake punters fleecing tourists in broad daylight, right outside Parliament. How have we let one of the most iconic landmarks in the UK turn into a cash machine for professional scammers

We all feel your pain. Blame the MSM

Big respect to the emergency workers still managing to save lives while running on vending machine dinners, sarcasm, and half a lung. Heroes, the lot of you. 💙💚❤️🧡💜🩶

You get praised for answering an email before 9am. They get screamed at, swung at, spat at… and still turn up for the next shift. We are not the same.

Great to hear that PC Miller is no longer in a life-threatening condition 💙 He has been in intensive care for the last FOUR WEEKS. Our thoughts continue to be with PC Miller, his family, friends and colleagues. open.substack.com/pub/esnreport/…

The IOPC has said that the lady was holding ‘kitchen utensils’ prior to being red dotted. Well, a wooden spoon can be described as a ‘kitchen utensil’ and so can a knife! Context matters and the IOPC should know this!

@PocketSergeant Who blurred out the emoji face!? 😂😂😂😂

“Once a cop, always a cop.” That’s what we thought when we saw this photo of Lorne Castle detaining a shoplifter. Dismissed by his force. Stripped of his warrant card. But when a crime occurred right in front of him, his instinct took over. He didn’t look away or freeze. He stepped in. A shoplifter ran from a store. Lorne, who just happened to be walking by, detained him and held him down for 15 minutes until police arrived. Goods recovered. Arrest made. And get this… he even apologised to the offender while holding him there! Juliano, the Nike store manager, couldn’t praise him enough. Lorne still believes in doing the right thing even when the job no longer believes in him. And this is what has wound many up of late. We lose cops like Lorne, and we wonder why morale’s on the floor. This photo says it all: no personal protective equipment, no stabvest and no backup. Well done, Lorne!!

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Folks, here is an update following the incident where seven police officers were seriously injured and five police vehicles were written off following a pursuit open.substack.com/pub/esnreport/…

One officer. Two detainees. A growing crowd. Shouts, resistance, interference—and he still holds the line. Someone sent us the video with the words: “A real copper at last.” We watched it. We agreed. 🎥 Full breakdown and video here: open.substack.com/pub/esnreport/…