Gary Dacey

@MenwithVandeven Who the fuck is that btw?

Is that Hitler sitting next to Pierce Brosnan ?

@ducttapescar I play something similar "which one of these will become a Tory MP"..... basically the same game.

university challenge is on which means its time for my parents to play their favourite game, “which one of these is a serial killer”

#OpeningCeremony They've got to the letter S and obviously run out of boats! Zaire will have water wings on.

@danny1878c @stefanpape29 Brilliant. Must have been some chippy that.

@stefanpape29 @ETIPOK

There are few things I am proud of but being a west Londoner is one of them. Today to mark the closure of a dear friend’s family chip shop was a special experience. Paul Weller doing a reggae version of You Do Something to Me the cherry on top of an emotional day.

@angiesliverpool Had a dance with her once in the Star And Garter. I thought it went well......but it was just one dance.

1982 Karen Grant #Brookside

#AuroraBoreal Been sat in the garden looking at a black sky! Aurora Boring Me Arse Off.

@PaulSenior1 Not so sure. He missed his fair share also. Mo on the other hand!! Think that was today's frustration. Anyway, after calming down I still think if we win every game we'll do it.

@FXMC1957 @YouTube Toni is now at the great age of 80.! That doesn't make me feel old at all...... 🙄

USA No.1 on this day I’m 1982: Toni Basil- Mickey youtu.be/0aqLwHP4y6Q?si… via @YouTube

@Gwladruns They might finally get shut of this thing. 🎱

Toulouse fans all going home like

@NoContextBrits Seven Years In Shite

Ruin a film by replacing a word in the title with ‘shite’.

@NoContextBrits The Longest Shite

@NoContextBrits There Will Be Shite.

@SkyCricket Hi @SkyCricket lovely day isn't it? Can you tell please. What button do I press to get the English commentators? My telly box is stuck on the Aussie commentators setting. 🤔😏🙄

GONE! Big wicket for Australia! An impressive innings from Jonny Bairstow on his return to the side! 🙌

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 15 Jun 2009 (via @twi_age).

@FBAwayDays Runcorn Linnets and Runcorn Town. Carnage, the town looks like a bombs hit it. Looks loads better.

What is the fiercest rivalry in British football?

@ShelaghFogarty "Want me to bang him out Rishi lad? Go on, let me bang him out. You know we can do what the fuck we want and get away with it"?

QUICK, EVERYONE SHOW YOUR CAT!

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 15 Jun 2009 (via @twi_age).

@glastonbury @PaulMcCartney @kendricklamar Fuck me Dave Grohl! I don't know....... Just boss.

Here is the first Glastonbury Festival 2022 line-up poster, which includes our final two Pyramid Stage headliners: @PaulMcCartney (Saturday) and @kendricklamar (Sunday). Many more acts and attractions still to be announced.