Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)

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Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)

@EUSecGen

Running the @EU_Commission as Secretary General since 14 January 2020. No Selmayr coup, no Dutch Italianer ;-) Parody.

Berlaymont Katılım Haziran 2015

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Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)@EUSecGen·26 May

We still haven't managed to exorcise @mseltzermayr.

EC's Midday Minions@MiddayMinions

We don't take @Berlaymonster questions today. Thank you for your understanding. #MiddayFollies

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Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)@EUSecGen·27 Nis

Ursula says she's glad >not< to have a Secretary General with the "stature" of 'Beast' Lamy or 'Monster' Selmayr, thank you very much. @Berlaymonster @mseltzermayr politico.eu/article/europe…

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Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)@EUSecGen·8 Mar

Thanks for the mention @maiadelabaume, but my predecessor's predecessor's predecessor #CatherineDay was @EU_Commission's first ever female Secretary-General, for a whopping 10 years. Here's formerly @Cathy__Day with her successor @AItalianer. politico.eu/article/on-wha… #IWD2020

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Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)@EUSecGen·20 Oca

We tried exorcism but he keeps coming back...

EU-Kommission Wien@EUKommWien

Um 20.38 geht‘s los! Der erste #nightjet von Wien nach Brüssel startet. @MartinSelmayr fährt mit: „Es ist höchste Eisenbahn für Klimaschutz.“ #EUGreenDeal #loveyourplanet

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Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)@EUSecGen·15 Oca

@quatremer @MartinSelmayr Ah, but you missed our master plan ;-) twitter.com/mseltzermayr/s…

Martini Seltzermayr@mseltzermayr

Ilze Juhansone arrives for her first day at the new job, sits at her desk, peels off her mask to reveal the calm demeanour of @MartinSelmayr beneath

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Jean Quatremer@quatremer·14 Oca

La Commission a une nouvelle secrétaire générale, la Lettone Ilze Juhansone, secrétaire générale adjointe depuis 2015. Elle succède à @MartinSelmayr, démissionné en juillet dernier. Jusqu’à plus ample informé, sa nomination semble légale ;-) ec.europa.eu/commission/pre…

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Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)@EUSecGen·15 Oca

Don't tell them we're shape-shifters! 🤫

Martini Seltzermayr@mseltzermayr

Ilze Juhansone arrives for her first day at the new job, sits at her desk, peels off her mask to reveal the calm demeanour of @MartinSelmayr beneath

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Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)@EUSecGen·14 Oca

Congratulations to me!

Valdis Dombrovskis@VDombrovskis

Esmu gandarīts par lēmumu apstiprināt Ilzi Juhansoni par Eiropas Komisijas ģenerālsekretāri - tas ir augstākais ierēdņa amats ES. Ilze Eiropā ir paraugs latviešu darba tikumam un diplomātes spējām. Turpināsim darbu komandā! #LatvijaVar 🇱🇻🇪🇺

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Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody) retweetledi

Günther H. Oettinger (Schboof)@GOettinger·30 Tem

🙈

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Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)@EUSecGen·16 Tem

Psst @mseltzermayr, I hear Germany is looking for a new Defense Minister. #vonderLeyen #EPlenary

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Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)@EUSecGen·2 Tem

@mseltzermayr @MartinSelmayr You mean after @mseltzermayr we might get *ANOTHER* German Commission President? 😱

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Martini Seltzermayr@mseltzermayr·2 Tem

EU TRIVIA: what, apart from being on the brink of collectively running the EU, do Ursula Von Der Leyen, Klaus Welle, Manfred Weber and @MartinSelmayr have in common?

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Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)@EUSecGen·2 Tem

You mean after @mseltzermayr we might get *ANOTHER* German Commission President? 😱

Martini Seltzermayr@mseltzermayr

EU TRIVIA: what, apart from being on the brink of collectively running the EU, do Ursula Von Der Leyen, Klaus Welle, Manfred Weber and @MartinSelmayr have in common?

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Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)@EUSecGen·22 Mar

*Unlike @mseltzermayr I will act in accordance with the rules of the European Commission. arnoldporter.com/en/perspective…

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Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)@EUSecGen·15 Mar

And retire legally, y'know.

Martini Seltzermayr@mseltzermayr

I mean, you could also argue that if the work is so important those doing it should be appointed legally, but, y’know

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Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)@EUSecGen·4 Ara

Not in my name

Günther H. Oettinger (Schboof)@GOettinger

Falshes newsh! We never manipulate se rules or se truth. #SelmayrGate politico.eu/article/martin…

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Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)@EUSecGen·29 Haz

At least *someone* knows how to treat a Secretary General. @mseltzermayr @lesgrecques @quatremer twitter.com/NLatEU/status/…

Netherlands at the EU@NLatEU

Alexander Italianer, former Secretary-General of @EU_Commission was knighted by @minpres. Congratulations to Alexander for this well-deserved honour. 🎖 #Officier in de Orde van Oranje-Nassau

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Martini Seltzermayr@mseltzermayr·17 Nis

We will learn the lessons of #SelmayrGate by ensuring no one can unceremoniously boot me out the way I did to @AItalianer

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Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)@EUSecGen·4 Nis

"With friends like @mseltzermayr, Europe doesn’t need enemies." says former EU judge @FrDe2059 about #SelmayrGate politico.eu/article/martin…

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Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)@EUSecGen·2 Nis

@lesgrecques You were early ;-) twitter.com/ItalianerEU/st…

Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)@EUSecGen

Oy @mseltzermayr, wake up from the #SelmayrGate nightmare. It was all just an #AprilFool. I'm staying!

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@mseltzermayr @Berlaymonster @maiadelabaume @EU_Commission @quatremer @MartinSelmayr @lesgrecques @FrDe2059