Willie V

@pewpiece Oda still makes things with children in mind bro wtf Oda niggas are 35 rn

Hey remember how I helped someone with their dating profile, and then they got a date? Reviewing profiles has become MY THING. I’ve done quite a few now! 💅🏻 Not only do I love doing it, everyone has been super happy w my advice and views. So this is an *official service* that I’m offering! Hit me up on my main OF if you want me to help you! 💋 Pic for attention (I hope it works)

This isn’t a meme, it’s literally our reality.

I would advise Trump to cancel his visit to China next month!!

Not all heroes wear capes!

That's a shame.

HOW CAN ANYONE IN AMERICA SUPPORT THIS FUCKING FREAKSHOW 🤬😤

My coworker said he stayed with his friend for 7 months while trying to look for a job. His friend billed him $900 rent... he paid $1,000 just to play his part. When it was time to leave, his friend handed him $7,000—every dollar he paid. He told him, “I never needed it. I just wanted you to stack your money and get ahead.” That’s love. That’s loyalty. Helping someone win without making them feel small. We need more hearts like that in this world.

Now, all the restrooms are closed. Great business model here folks.

HOLY FUCK it wasn't even close. I'm going to tell my kids this is Epstein Island

This was actually said in court and taken from a transcript: Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere."