E. W. Roberts

"With captivating prose and a successful whodunnit approach, Descending Dawn is a great start to a promising series." -Independent Book Review. From Award Winning Author E. W. Roberts. amazon.com/stores/E.W.-Ro…

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@Murk441 Top Lap. That is a strange name

What can it be?

you agree with me, don't you?

@lady_valor_07 It’s called diversified income

Can you?

@AntiLeftMemes I’m too busy trying to solve this grammar escape room you left on my windshield. ‘You’re car is to close’? Which one? My car, or I am car? will have you toad’? 🐸 Don’t worry though. I’ll move it. Not because of the threat… but because I’m scared you’ll write another note.

If you found this on your car, what would you do?

@MaryamF12389 I’ll grab a juice box, sit in the corner, and think about how biology apparently now works like autocorrect.

As a good husband ......What will you do ? Be honest. 🤔

@MaryamF12389 As a “good husband,” I guess I’ll just nod and say, “Ah yes, the classic accidental baby. Happens all the time. Right next to accidentally ordering a pizza and accidentally buying a house.”

@MaryamF12389 Oh wow, “by mistake,” huh? What was it, a whoopsie daisy situation? Tripped, fell, and—boom—entire pregnancy? That’s some Olympic-level clumsiness right there.

@AntiLeftMemes Never heard of leftover bacon…….

@MaryamF12389 How did she do it by mistake? Did she jump on a strange dick and go oh, I thought you were my husband. My Mistake.

@DavidJHarrisJr Ill laugh as soon as you tell one

How would you respond to Jimmy Kimmel?

@lippyent “Smooth Criminal” – irony is not your friend here

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@AntiLeftMemes Myself

Who?

@PeriklesGREAT With a magnet in hand

How do you greet him ?

@lady_valor_07 A pull of the toilet handle

@20th_Centurygal @neilbelieves It’s like saying: “I hate pizza” and then immediately eating five slices while making eye contact with the chef.

It takes real talent to command a stage on your own. Who’s your favorite solo artist, any genre? 🎤🎶

@dbdegn @MarioNawfal They found out all about him in a short time it’s like they have a data base with his ID’s, criminal history and stuff

@MarioNawfal This has all the hallmarks of a false flag event - lone gunman, identified almost immediately, background info revealing leftist ideology released suspiciously quickly, right wing social media influencers pile in. It’s same every time…

🇺🇸 More footage of last night's shooting at the WHCD in Washington. 5-8 shots were fired, one Secret Service agent was shot, and one agent had to step out in front of Trump to shield him. Source: DW

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Thank you all