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for however confident they are in a life everlasting with their deity of choice, the concept of eternity is one that the mortal mind recoils from.

oh, OH !! ALRIGHTY !! ⭐️ ( nod nod, waiting patiently, searching on her phone .. ) hmmmmmmm .. do ya already have most of these? ( showing him the list )

UWAAAAAA .. YOUR TOO KIND, KOU – KUN !! OKAY, OKAY, WHATS THE FIRST STEP !! ( so eager! maybe because she’s never actually allowed in the kitchen. beware, minamoto. )

uhhhhh … ummmmm …… ( ….. thinking .. give her a second. oh—OH ! she’s got it ! ) RED BEAN MOONCAKES ! DO YA KNOW HOW TO MAKE THOSE ? I WANNA MAKE EM FOR A SPECIAL SOMEONE ! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

oooo ! show me ! show me ! :D ( beware — she Will burn the kitchen down. )

⠀ i'm sure they will .ᐟ we just have to be super weird and do a bunch of pda , and they'll definitely give up . ⠀

⠀ hmmm . . . decisions , decisions . . . i think we should use reverse psychology first , and if that doesn't work , then we kill them . ⠀

⠀ either we kill them all , or we use reverse psychology . like , we get so touchy – feely and act so much like boyfriends that they think we AREN'T dating . ⠀

⠀ i only have two ideas . . . ⠀

⠀ kou . . . i think we just have to kill them . . . ⠀

YOU ARE PANICKING SO BAD , YOU'RE MAKING ME THINK OTHERWISE

⠀ of course i have .ᐟ.ᐟ but no matter what i do , everyone thinks we're together .ᐟ ⠀

⠀ you're gonna make the daikon think we're dating .ᐟ.ᐟ ⠀

⠀ no , you're not 🫩 ⠀

⠀ you're not helping us beat the allegations 🫩 ⠀

Gay.