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The nba is just real housewives for men

Exile followed closely by lamb, yellow brick road is fine, don’t much care for quadrophenia (love Tommy tho)

Could this week get any worse? Yes, and it probably will.

@Ravensfan501 @BurrowBeliever Like I’m gonna take slander from a ravens fan

@EZaketz @BurrowBeliever Your team employs embiid, who doesn’t play games in the playoffs idiot and is the definition of injury prone

People just forget this team just made the ECF after retooling midseason but apparently Philly and Minnesota are prime destinations lmao

Has anyone tried DMing LeBron and selling him on Philly? Slide on in

Cavs - I think this would be the most respected choice by NBA fans however this team simply wouldn’t win a championship having the likes of Harden and Mitchell but they would still be much better and contenders. Having harden fans support Bron would be nice as well and Cleveland are the only fans that actually respect LeBron would be a nice place to retire his career in and the narrative of him returning one final time to help them with another championship would be solid Warriors - If they trade for AD or Trey Murphy I can see them contending if not they aren’t winning anything but would still be fun to see a Curry and LeBron duo. This would also break the internet the most and it would be the most viral signing in NBA history. As for the fans it would be funny seeing his biggest haters having to support him and the narrative of him and Curry winning a championship to end their career’s would be beautiful to see Heat - Just absolutely NO I think the idea of teaming up with yet another superstar is a bad look and the fit is just simply horrendous. Heat fans are awful as well and I don’t think the team would be fun at all both in terms of personality, story and fit. The narrative isn’t there either Heat fans have already experienced a good amount of success and still haven’t appreciated LeBron Wolves - Fit would be perfect and I think they would actually have a good shot at winning the championship my only problem would be LaMelo I simply do not view him as a winning basketball player he has too many negatives tendencies and the injury history I wouldn’t want to bet on that. Wolves fans are easily some of the best on the app and it would be nice seeing them support Bron. The narrative of him helping them win their first ever championship would be incredible Nuggets - The fit would be great and I think this team would have a good chance at winning the championship. My only problem would be the bench they have one of the worst in the entire league but that starting 5 would be fun to watch. In terms of fans there isn’t much Nuggets fans and most of them are racist Jokic fans not sure if I would want him to end his career in “Denver”. As for the narrative I don’t really think there is much of any there since they have been pretty successful as of recently 76ers - I think this is without a doubt the best option I think the fit would be great and they would have a very good chance at winning the championship. I absolutely love the players they have on this team and they easily would have the best narrative and story for Bron. As for fans they quite easily have the best fans in my opinion having the entire Philly fandom support LeBron would be amazing to watch and winning a championship here would do the most for his legacy

Craving mid October rn

Yes. @KingJames cement your legacy here. Guarantee that HOF spot for Embiid and Maxey, steamroll the entire east

@BurrowBeliever Look I don’t even hate harden but I’ve been let down by him. If I’m wrong and he gets there, good for him. But he’s not that guy.

@BurrowBeliever He’s a system there’s no 4th option in his mind. Wildly inconsistent in the playoffs. There’s a reason (and it’s not Daryl Morey surprisingly) he’s never sniffed a finals since OKC days.

@HoodiiBron No it’s also harden.

Everyone acting like Harden the problem in Cleveland when it’s really Bonovan Always has been always will be

@BurrowBeliever @Rich_Da_God_87 @sickbillygoat_6 Nah, Embiid is a playoff riser plagued by bad teammates and freak injuries. Boston doesn’t roll over and die 3-1 to like that and the man was half gassed on styrofoam knees three weeks out from open cavity body surgery. Harden? Tobias Harris? 35 y/o Paul George? Cmon now.

@Rich_Da_God_87 @sickbillygoat_6 But then those same people are begging for him to sign with Philly and play with Embiid It’s super hypocritical

Mr. King James do you like Michelin star restaurants, a better football team than the LA Rams and the Cleveland Browns combined, proximity to supposed cultural hub NYC, and tax free liquor right across state lines?

But seriously I want bron back east. No cavs, don’t rely on Harden to cement your legacy king. Come to Philly.

This is why I wouldn’t be that mad if he went to the TWolves. I don’t like lamelo but the pieces could be there with bron for a real finals run. Edwards has to be *Him* tho.

It just doesn’t make sense to go back to Cleveland a third time when you returned and accomplished what you promised from the start. It would be nice for them, but taking your talents to a more bedeviled team (the 6ers or otherwise) is the right path.

@dennisbhooper Read this in college, boy what was I thinking

Tobias.

This guy is one of the dumbest, most consistently wrong voices on here. Looking to be less correct in life? Follow this fool.

@kawhi_ring What are you, high??

This is my NBA East Standings prediction for 2027, assuming the Warriors get Lebron Thoughts? Happy to explain any