Leslie Knope

Icetown.

I believe Tara Reade.

50% more love, 75% more action, 125% more stunts and 250% more explosions.

Sophisticated with a hint of slutty.

I’m ready.

He told me he liked me and I’m gonna go make out with him right now. On his face.

Ann, you beautiful, sassy mannequin come to life.

I guess some people object to powerful depictions of awesome ladies.

I am a goddess, a glorious female warrior. Queen of all that I survey. Enemies of fairness and equality, hear my womanly roar.

I’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days. So I’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown. *tries to take a bite out of her cream cheese covered phone* This isn’t a bagel.

Ann, you beautiful rule-breaking moth.

Ann: You made me watch all 8 Harry Potter movies. I don’t even like Harry Potter! Leslie: That’s insane! You love Harry Potter! You’ve seen all 8 movies!

It’s true. I no longer have highly trained, professional campaign managers. So what? Are most murders committed by highly trained, professional assassins? No, they’re committed by friends and coworkers!

Organizing my agenda. Wait, that doesn’t sound fun.. Jammin on my planner!

Ann, you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.

Oh Ann, you beautiful spinster. I will find you love.

One time, I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar, I thought it was terrible wine.

Did anyone notice that there are no women on the gender equality commission?

I always carry emergency s’mores rations in my car.

It’s not a movie, it’s our real life.

I need a good plan though, i don’t wanna cause a panic.