Eamon Lowe

This is what it’d look like if Enda Kenny got Mary Lou drunk at the Dail Christmas party #FirstDatesIRL

Half time at Anfield! #LiverpoolVilla #martinez #lfcavfc

@ItsGillen @ryan_eileenryan Perfect

I drew Manchán Magan. Manchán left us a couple of weeks ago, and it’s hard to overstate the loss. “The bogs, rivers, mountains and shorelines are more than preservers of old myths, bones and memories. They are energy banks and time sponges, and what is held within them seeks release.” Craoltóir, scríbhneoir agus Gael. I drew this portrait and filled it with all 32 words for an Irish field from his bestselling Thirty-Two Words for a Field, although in true Manchán fashion, he actually included thirty-seven. He was a sage in the truest Irish sense: rooted in land, language and imagination. Ireland is poorer without him. Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam.

At this point I’m considering giving my vote to whichever of the 2 candidates I think looks most like Michael D Higgins. #rtept #Primetime #presidentialdebate

I get the impression that Cuddihy is going to tell them all to get out of the studio and he’ll just be the president himself. He seems to know everything. 🙄#TonightVMTV

During the wankfest that was the ceremony for #Trump - he was greeted by a guardsman brandishing a rapier. “Stand down” trump insists “no one is rapier than Donald Trump.”

Is Scott Parker a Thunderbird? #spurs #BurnleyFC

Today is Day One in #Putin’s plan to annex Alaska and bring it back into the Russian fold. 🤔 #TrumpPutinMeeting #AlaskaSummit #Alaska

The French 🙄 instagram.com/reel/DIMAhfcsp…

@EamonLowe Tell the truth. You didn’t want to admit choosing it yourself…….

The Mother had the remote earlier. Couldn’t get it off her. I need to move out!

It’s a pity hurling isn’t a bit more exciting. #corkvtipp #AllIreland #allirelandhurling

@thefaaside Disappointed to hear you’re not on my corner‽

Shanks, your time is now. #MyPresident

Boom!

A conscious uncoupling live at a Coldplay gig!

I’ve put me name in the hat for the #Masterchef gig. Thinking meself and Darina Allen could Co-present. Beauty and the Beast Of A Man.

Wallace and Vomit!

The defibrillator‽

Be honest, what’s missing?

@thefaaside There’ll be plenty of Audi A4 drivers in that queue at the gates too.

Tailgate heaven on the PANCR road to Lidl. Overtaken by two white BMWs, one on a roundabout. Hell is full of white BMW drivers.