Wynonna Earp. Parody.

"Make your peace." 🔫 Wynonna Earp 🔫 Descendant of Wyatt Earp 🔫 Taken by @PistolsNCards 🔫 Sister of @NephilimRadiant 🔫 Part of @YellowstoneHub 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #WynonnaEarp #Yellowstone #parody 🔫 RT CC

@PistolsNCards You jus love playin with mine. [Laughs]

@EarpLegacy Indeed.

@PistolsNCards Dang right he did babe.

@EarpLegacy That fellow definitely had the wrong idea about spreading the word... Indeed.

@PistolsNCards @HuntsRevenants @AinYerGang @VigilanteGuns Well you just make sure she actually does work an not get distracted by Nicole till after she clocks out.

@EarpLegacy @HuntsRevenants @AinYerGang @VigilanteGuns Waverley I believe is helping me out today stocking the alcohol over at Shorty's. She asked me to relay the message. Indeed, Bobo, would be full of lead on his way back down.

@PistolsNCards @HuntsRevenants @AinYerGang @VigilanteGuns And if he does. I know me as well as Nicole will stop. Especially from trying to get to Waverly.

@EarpLegacy @HuntsRevenants @AinYerGang @VigilanteGuns // Ol' Bobo. Always trying to bite off more than he can chew. Just like a few other revenants. I am sure undoubtedly he will show his face in Purgatory again. //

@PistolsNCards @HuntsRevenants @AinYerGang @VigilanteGuns Just like Bobo was my Ringo of sorts.

@EarpLegacy @HuntsRevenants @AinYerGang @VigilanteGuns Johnny Ringo. Ain' he a daisy. I gave him an opportunity. Sadly he could not out draw me.

@PistolsNCards @HuntsRevenants @AinYerGang @VigilanteGuns They musta been Johnny Ringo fans.

@EarpLegacy @HuntsRevenants @AinYerGang @VigilanteGuns That my deer is fact. I have never lost. Been in many of gunfights as those believed I was a cheat. That I am not.

@PistolsNCards @HuntsRevenants @AinYerGang @VigilanteGuns Ain that the truth.

@HuntsRevenants @AinYerGang @VigilanteGuns Now that I believe you have been hornswoggled on my dear. About as funny as Deputy Marshal Dolls.

@PistolsNCards @HuntsRevenants @AinYerGang @VigilanteGuns You also got damn good poker skills babe. Don't forget that.

@EarpLegacy @HuntsRevenants @AinYerGang @VigilanteGuns Indeed. Your young friends I feel question I am infact the Doc Holliday. Though I do not like to brag. I just let my pistols do the talking.

@PistolsNCards @HuntsRevenants @AinYerGang @VigilanteGuns Showin em skills babe.

@HuntsRevenants @AinYerGang @VigilanteGuns

@PistolsNCards Just hope next time we have sex in every room in the house, it ain't the same night as Waverly and Nicole doing the same. Was awkward as hell bumpin into em the other night. [Kisses your lips as I grab for the glass again.]

@EarpLegacy Indeed my love. Indeed. [Gives you another wink followed by a kiss. Pulling you in closer to my frame. Pours us both another glass of Kentucky's finest whiskey.]

Now, Wynnona, my dear. No need to be angry. Have seat darlin' let's have a couple drinks of this finely made whiskey.

@PistolsNCards Just like tonight. Hmm. [Grins as you Squeeze my ass. Leans up kissess your lips.]

@EarpLegacy That I can say was a notable sacrifice you, and I both can agree on. Though you know we have many a nights sober, Wynonna. [Grins with a wink, slips my hand down giving your ass cheek a good squeeze.]

@PistolsNCards Aww that's sweet babe.

@EarpLegacy I am indeed. That I am very proud of most of all.

Why thank you darlin'. I do appreciate all the love and attention.

@PistolsNCards Yeah but we were up all night going to pound town. Boot made a noble sacrifice. [Pokes your side Kisses your lips.]

@EarpLegacy Now slow down darlin'. Remember what happened last time. We couldn't find one of your boots for three days. [Chuckles soft, placing a hand on your lower back before kissing your forehead.]