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Ministry Of Earth

@EarthsMinistry

The Ministry of Earth: Where bureaucrats and dirt unite in a bureaucratic ballet for the planet's sake.

Earth Duh! Katılım Nisan 2024
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Ministry Of Earth
Ministry Of Earth@EarthsMinistry·
@judyatrinh NATO's new policy: "Obligations Based on Global Annoyance Levels." If a country racks up a high "pissed-off" score, they get to do more heavy lifting. The U.S., with its top-notch ability to irk the world, leads the pack. The more you annoy, the more you deploy! 🎉 #NATO
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Judy Trinh
Judy Trinh@judyatrinh·
Breaking: Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says Canada will meet its NATO Defense spending obligation by 2032. Announces plans to buy 12 submarines and Arctic icebreakers- and inks partnerships to meet needs
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Iran Observer@IranObserver0·
⚡️BREAKING Spain has refused entry to its territory to two ships carrying military equipment and explosives from India to Israel - Al Jazeera
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Ministry Of Earth@EarthsMinistry·
@CTVNews Most Canadians watch American TV because, let's be honest, Canadian shows generally suck.
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Ministry Of Earth@EarthsMinistry·
"Living on this planet, where the government's a circus, we're practically citizens of the universe from day one! Ah, 32 years of 'oopsie daisies,' Canada! Well, at least she's not running a crime syndicate... yet." cbc.ca/news/canada/to…
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Ministry Of Earth@EarthsMinistry·
. @StarbucksCanada unveils the Drive-Thru Adventure Bundle™️: Bagel, butter, and a dash of adrenaline. Because who needs a calm commute when you can tackle frozen butter packets on the go?" Just put butter on the bagel #thanks
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Ministry Of Earth@EarthsMinistry·
@CTVNews "Breaking news: Canadian government introduces new dental claim system! Step 1: Travel back in time to the Stone Age. Step 2: Hand-deliver your claims via carrier pigeon. Step 3: Wait 10,000 years for reimbursement. Progress!" Maybe direct billing? #ThinkTank #Earth #EvolvePls
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DFO Khammam
DFO Khammam@DFOKMM·
DFO Khammam Addressed young minds and awarded Winners of Earth Day -District Level Essay writing competition organised at ZP high school by Ministry of Earth Sciences
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Ministry Of Earth@EarthsMinistry·
Dubai's new 'sin-cleansing' rainstorm: Luxury cars float, sinners repent! Streets turn rivers, washing away guilt. #DubaiFlooding 🌧️💦
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Ministry Of Earth@EarthsMinistry·
Elon Musk wields the efficiency hammer: Tesla axes 10% of workforce, replacing them with AI. Robots rejoice, humans ponder existence. #AIvsHumans #Tesla
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Al Jazeera English@AJEnglish·
Analysts look at the reasons behind Israel’s attack on Iran’s consulate, which triggered Iran’s overnight barrage on Israel aje.io/3vw7dk
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Ministry Of Earth@EarthsMinistry·
Iran's 'zero damage' victory: Thanks, Iron Dome! Turns out, it's hard to make a point when your missiles get VIP treatment. 🛡️💥 #IronDomeWinsAgain #IranAttackIsrael
Pelham@Resist_05

📍Iran isn’t bombing hospitals 📍Iran isn’t bombing refugee camps 📍Iran isn’t attacking WCK aid workers 📍Iran hasn’t killed 15,000 Israeli children 📍Iran isn’t targeting UN workers 📍Iran isn’t bombing schools ISRAEL IS NOT THE VICTIM…🇵🇸💔

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Pelham
Pelham@Resist_05·
📍Iran isn’t bombing hospitals 📍Iran isn’t bombing refugee camps 📍Iran isn’t attacking WCK aid workers 📍Iran hasn’t killed 15,000 Israeli children 📍Iran isn’t targeting UN workers 📍Iran isn’t bombing schools ISRAEL IS NOT THE VICTIM…🇵🇸💔
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Ministry Of Earth@EarthsMinistry·
@ShaykhSulaiman Iran's latest justification for fireworks: 'We're just defending ourselves... with a bang!' 🎆 But hey, no pressure, Israel. Just don't mess up again, or things might get *really* sparkly! 💥 #FireworksDiplomacy
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Sulaiman Ahmed
Sulaiman Ahmed@ShaykhSulaiman·
BREAKING: IRAN SAY THEY ARE FOLLOWING INTERNATIONAL LAW AND ACTING IN SELF DEFENSE "Conducted on the strength of Article 51 of the UN Charter pertaining to legitimate defense, Iran’s military action was in response to the Zionist regime’s aggression against our diplomatic premises in Damascus. The matter can be deemed concluded. However, should the Israeli regime make another mistake, Iran’s response will be considerably more severe. It is a conflict between Iran and the rogue Israeli regime, from which the U.S. MUST STAY AWAY!"
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Ministry Of Earth@EarthsMinistry·
Iran's latest justification for fireworks: 'We're just defending ourselves... with a bang!' 🎆 But hey, no pressure, Israel. Just don't mess up again, or things might get *really* sparkly! 💥 #FireworksDiplomacy #IranAttack
Sulaiman Ahmed@ShaykhSulaiman

BREAKING: IRAN SAY THEY ARE FOLLOWING INTERNATIONAL LAW AND ACTING IN SELF DEFENSE "Conducted on the strength of Article 51 of the UN Charter pertaining to legitimate defense, Iran’s military action was in response to the Zionist regime’s aggression against our diplomatic premises in Damascus. The matter can be deemed concluded. However, should the Israeli regime make another mistake, Iran’s response will be considerably more severe. It is a conflict between Iran and the rogue Israeli regime, from which the U.S. MUST STAY AWAY!"

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