AlistairCampbell

I'm live on @Channel4 #AltElection I'm funny ain't I?! Hi Tony...;-)

F**k you @paddys_hat...I'm more aesthetically pleasing and you have 10k followers #unhappythursday

The plot thickens. It seems @TheSunNewspaper lied about tracking down #milifandom Abby from the electoral register twitter.com/twcuddleston/s…

There's a new Ed Miliband rap video that's so bad it's good #GE2015 #Milifandom i100.io/QsMUzMa

@cooledmiliband @stefpbrug @CameronMaltwood still looks like Wallace haha

He was our bitch one Tony...#SadTimes

@paddyashdown meets @campbellclaret for lunch...#GE2015 #GeneralElection #GE15 #GenerationVote

@JoeyEssex_ you understand politics...fancy running next year? You have to wear this though! #TOWIE

#AltElection @RealDMitchell what would you recommend as a garnish? #ModernKilt #EatMyKilt

I miss @tonyblairoffice ... what happened to us?!

@campbellclaret impersonators will not be tolerated...#chowdown

@SnoopDogg idea for another song...#PeachesAndKilts

God I wish it was 97'...those were the days! Never had to eat any clothing that's for sure-although he does seem nice

@paddyashdown dinner tomorrow? We won't be busy! #EatMyKilt #IVoted #GE2015 #GeneralElection

I can't decide which flavour I want...#EatMyKilt