🌰Squirrel Girl🌰
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🌰Squirrel Girl🌰
@EatNutsKickButs
A superhero with all the powers of a Squirrel and all the powes of a Girl|Parody|Not affiliated with Marvel


And here I thought all the other Marvel Parodies were locked in our parenting company’s vault! How have ya been Nutball? I haven't seen ya since the Christmas party! Ya still owe me for that trivia deck.

As your mayor, I promise that I will rid the streets of these vigilantes and propose a order to protect our streets! The best New York is a SAFE New York!



STAND READY FOR MY ARRIVAL YOU WORM.

"That's good to hear. Tippy-Toe running circles around you still?"




Heya, Bucky! How's Alpine?

"All in all everything is going well. How's things going with you?"


Oh you have GOT to be kidding me.


I've been gone for a bit so let me just introduce myself..! I'm Doreen Green, AKA Squirrel Girl. Ive got all the powers of a Squirrel and all the powers of a girl! What about you guys?


@EatNutsKickButs Offer her some nuts.









