Eaton Beever

@clay_fink Mr fink is there anything you can do to help save everyone from this heaping pile of shit?

@ElginBaylorFSU You’d think he’s been hitting the gym with you

We got linebackers with eating disorders on campus

@clay_fink Mr Fink is it true that you’re working as a double agent? For Kentucky?

I still like Sandman Thompson as the starting center for FSU in 2026. New Purdue Transfer Bradyn Joiner allowed 26 pressures this year, most among all Power Four Centers. Was much more reliable at left guard for Auburn

@ElginBaylorFSU Give the scoop we know you have it!

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@clay_fink You think he’ll be better than TC Mr Fink? Hard to not be able to pass the ball better

Seems like a good fit for FSU. I’d expect him to outperform Tommy. Has also been healthier throughout his career

@kstone06 And you call yourself a journalist

@ElginBaylorFSU We don’t want you midget!!

After a lengthy and drawn out process with the NCAA, I am proud to announce that UNO is a go for 2026 🏹 🍢

@clay_fink Any word on potential interest with ODU QB? Mr Fink

Immediately the best player in the portal imo

@Chase_Burdick @fsugonolesfsu @ElginBaylorFSU What a party pooper

@fsugonolesfsu @ElginBaylorFSU Not even the slightest. Moore went from being HC to threatening to hurt himself and others and being behind bars in a span of 24 hours. fSu fans can feel however they want about Norvell being HC but wishing this on anybody is not okay. Both men have a wife and kids..

there’s gotta be one single lady that loves FSU enough

@ElginBaylorFSU @clay_fink Mr Fink, any word on a potential Mike scandal?

@clay_fink Mr Fink, are we giving or gonna give any QBs serious looks in the portal

FSU GM news

@clay_fink @ElginBaylorFSU Better than JT? I mean this kid can throw

@Eaton_beever @ElginBaylorFSU Would be best passer at FSU in almost a decade

Hearing Mason Heintschel to the portal with his eyes on FSU.

@FSU_Barstool Shut up chase

Wow. Momentum killing interception right there

@clay_fink Was your way too early prediction if I remember correctly!

@Eaton_beever When did I say that?

@clay_fink Dammit Mr Clay! You said he had the highest chance of anyone of being here…

I gave my live thoughts on how Florida State is impacted by James Franklin heading to Virginia Tech. I’m pretty frustrated about this one… Check it out. 🔗: youtu.be/CGx122XRcmc?si…

Come to think of it I ain’t seen no pigeons since the government shutdown…

What an absolutely breathtakingly beautiful morning to fire Mike Norvell

@clay_fink Does more likely than other candidates mean he’s your super early favorite

@clay_fink Alright give me your super early front runner by %, Mr. Fink

Would y’all be interested in an updated hot board now that I’ve learned more about the candidates? Or should I wait until later in the year since FSU isn’t making the move mid-season?