Ebsolas

@KJ907Tuff @CNviolations That’s not an “I should go outdoors” weather

@CNviolations Should have moved the Jeep rather than stand and film.

Woah!

@CNviolations Great parking spot

@AgingAnarchist Probably because it’s politically incorrect to smack people upside the head.

アメリカはどんなにイケてるオフィスでも椅子と机の裏にガムがついてるのなんで？

@AutonomousAllie @JimmysSeafood @JessieJaneDuff Next crab I eat I’ll remember you and laugh.

@JimmysSeafood @JessieJaneDuff No, ban boiling animals alive.

🦀 A crab cake sandwich a day keeps the hunger away!

@help_36 It’s an ender eye not enderman eye.

Eu nunca entendi pq o olho do ender é verde se os endermans tem olhos roxos

@homeyzash I’d recommend a red circle

Guys what do I put here in the corner?

@kaeruZangyo It’s not too late to upgrade to BBQ sauce. I recommend sweet baby ray’s

なんてことだ。 自分がカエルなのにFrog of Shameを付けられてしまった🤣

@naturevideos At least these friends aren’t poisonous

You're never alone in Australia.

@HumansNoContext You could’ve kept it to yourself you know. Why torture us too?

What a terrible day to have eyes

@KommonOrigin @henrybadger19 They also have formed a super colony directly under my apartment and the first year I was here I had nearly a half million of them swarming my kitchen. The counters writhed and wriggled.

@Ebsolas @henrybadger19 Ants clean up all the dead bugs in your yard.

Ants alone would cause human extinction and im not even kidding

@hoshizorarock Yeah. I need to visit the beach again. It’s been too long.

私達人間にはこんな海をただ眺めるだけの時間が必要です。

@GigaBasedDad The headline is wrong. Obviously it was a carnivore wedding and they uninvited the vegans

Phew, that was close

@greg16676935420 How much was that hotdog?

Beautiful day for glizzies and golf

@LibertyPillMeme I mean peanuts aren’t quality protein. They’re so incomplete it’s better to ignore them in your daily estimates.

When coach asks you if you eat nuts after the gym

@alberichnui Meanwhile in Arkansas…

リアルで動かせるぬいぐるみを作りました🦊

@hoshizorarock Asking that question on X is begging for political commentary.

宇宙人は本当にいるのか😱

@tanpukunokami It’s real. Disney world has it

wait wait wait. pickle. milkshake. AMERICANS explain yourselves. this is not a thing in japan and i refuse to believe it's real 😭😭

@coolcatsociety “What do you wish for? You have 3 wishes” Pspspspspspspspsps

@coolcatsociety POV: You have summoned the genie from the lamp but it’s a cat. What do you do now?