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@Queedolyn Yes😭

@Ebu_baay Let me guess... Sam something something

There’s this Nollywood actor that I just can’t watch his movies cos his acting is cringe but somehow people loves him

“You’re lucky if my mean ass like you”

music is too diverse to limit yourself to one genre

“rage bathe”

No matter how many calories people say are in white rice, I will never replace it with cauliflower rice. Never! Some sacrifices are simply not worth making.

And let me say this, I don’t like banana bread

It’s crazy how domestic abuse increases every football season

how do i explain to people that i can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with them

my idea of a risky text is asking for a favor

Me choosing “Truth” in truth or dare game, just to lie anyway

I hate it when dog owners hear “I don’t want it near me” and start saying “but it likes you” or “it won’t bite.” Okay… and? Do you speak dog? Get that thing away from me 😭

I really… I am indeed in full honesty is really very depressed. Bye!!

If I become president, all plantain haters will first do jail

some people are just living. they're not dating anyone. no crush. they scroll from app to app with no one to talk to. they go to work, come back home, eat, sleep, and go to work again the next day.

Spotify well done, be taking your money like a thief

How many steps did you do today?

@stephan34830175 Jokes on you 😂

I hope potato chips count on this weight loss thing 🤔

@k3ntdu E no easy 😭

Niggas get a Dynamic Island and stop cropping their screenshots?😭

I’m convinced that people who can comfortably use Euthymol toothpaste can equally drink acid