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@JoshOO1J @Ochibono I've been using @PayPal since 2013 and my account has never had any issue. Even a single one.

BREAKING NEWS: PayPal did a study and concluded that not a single Kenyan can afford $10 in their accounts it must be thru laundering. Kenyans woke up to all their PayPal accounts frozen. I want under this tweet, all Africans we recommend one mobile money transfer app that is not racist like PayPal so we can promote it.

@justvkay Rav4

What SUV under Ksh 2 Million gives you Golf GTI fun + Forester XT reliability and easy driving, without the maintenance headache? Let's hear it, car enthusiasts.

🌍 Regional Highlights ✔️ Lake Victoria Basin & Rift Valley: Morning rains likely over a few places; afternoon showers and thunderstorms expected over several places during the first half of the forecast period reducing thereafter, with night showers over a few places. ✔️ Highlands East of Rift Valley (including Nairobi): Morning rains expected over a few places during the first half of the forecast period; afternoon showers and thunderstorms expected over several places during the first half of the forecast period reducing thereafter, with night showers over a few places. ✔️ North-western Kenya: Morning rains likely over a few to several places during the first half of the forecast period. Afternoon and night showers are likely over a few places during the first half of the forecast period. ✔️ North-eastern Kenya: Sunny intervals are expected during the day with partly cloudy conditions at night. However, morning rains as well as afternoon and night showers may occur over a few places during the first half of the forecast period. ✔️ South-eastern Lowlands: Sunny intervals are expected during the day, with partly cloudy conditions at night. However, morning rains as well as afternoon and night showers may occur over a few places. ✔️ Coast: Morning, afternoon and night showers are likely to occur over a few places during the first half of the forecast period.

Good afternoon @ICEALION kindly process my claim (KDV 187J) of Ksh 7,800,000. I’m tired of the everyday lies from Magdalene Nekesa of the claims department.

@archiemwas Hehe, it's not as easy as it sounds

I bought a router, paid for the internet, and gave a few people the logins. Which button do I press and start seeing their incognito browser history cause I'm their internet provider???

@Mr_Diabolical_ They tried, and it failed terribly

Why can’t Samsung create its own operating system, Android is holding it back

@WaihigaMwaura A clear process of building a dictatorship here. They don't see clear words on the wall.

Burkina Faso's military-led government has dissolved all political parties and scrapped the legal framework governing their operations, according to a decree approved by the West African nation's council of ministers on Thursday. reuters.com/world/africa/b…

@reachanandl Why do you think it's there responsibility to call you? Tour relationship was based on a mutual employer, now that you are no longer there, the relationship ceases to exist

After quitting a job, how many colleagues actually call to check on you? Zero. Just do your job well. Keep your private life to yourself.

I sympathize with Kenyans when they criticize Kalonzo Musyoka for being poor yet he served as a min. for long! Did they expect him to steal?

If Kenya is the second, then the others must be worse!

Open-source Free Domain For Everyone.

@muli_brian_ @AfyaCentreCrew Iphone takes artificial photos

Shot by my iPhone at night 📸

@alexmwanzo Nope, structures should be put in place to take care of such. This is just a publicity stunt.

I don’t like the guy but Hapa nayo he has done well If the money actually hits the accounts 💀

@BownnieM @Finehairr_ Check this out, hehe youtu.be/JPxrGDIbrUU?si…

@Echiboli @Finehairr_ ??

If DRC was colonised by Belgium, how did they end up speaking French

@DavidNdii But most developed countries used defense forces to build primary infrastructure. In fact most contributed heavily in civil engineering knowledge

If they are corrupt, how will they be held to account, seeing as they cannot be tried in civilian courts? And once they get a taste money, what makes you think their appetite will end there?

Nobody is an atheist when you run the DB migration in prod on 1 billion rows

@DavidNdii At some point, hii kiburi itaisha

It was elected on a platform of upsetting the status quo. The status quo is upset ✅

@charlesgreston I voted for Omtata twice , unfortunately he has neglected us and focused on national politics. Nothing is working in Busia county.