Gustavo ☦️

I am successful. 🙏

🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA: La Fuerza Aérea Israelí acaba de bombardear en Gaza el escondite de Muhammad Odeh, el nuevo comandante de Hamás y sucesor de Izz al-Din al-Haddad, eliminado la semana pasada. Odeh era el último sobreviviente de los comandantes que planificaron el 7 de octubre.

This feels dangerously close to being Islamophobic.

Nah watin dem wan do Obi be this.

Pep Lijnders: “When Pep [Guardiola] called last year, he said: ‘I want to build a new #ManCity one more time’. He knew how Jürgen and I worked at Liverpool and had Klopp's blessing to sound me out. He also said he was in the final two years of contract. ‘It's not a long-term project. Is that a problem?’ “Guardiola was looking for three things specifically; a coach by his side who would challenge him with fresh ideas, a more aggressive playing style to survive the increasingly physical Premier League, and innovation on the training pitch. “He is very intense. Every day we were busy from morning until evening. He approaches a match plan like a surgeon performs heart surgery: extremely meticulously, checking every vital part with tweezers. Just like Klopp, he has genuine love for his players. That love is what distinguishes absolute top coaches from the rest…” [via @ADnl/@MailSport]

@raheem_tola @sepril23NG Charge &bail lawyer dey find work. 😂

@sepril23NG I hope she retains a lawyer You guys play too much on this app

Hello, here are her details, have you reported this case to the police, if you have an approved petition already, you can send us a Dm with evidence we may be able to find her Link to Our official and only WhatsApp is on bio

Remember Malam Mustapha Yahaya Maru, a teacher at FGC Anka ? Weeks ago, I shared that he was kidnapped on his way to the school. This evening, the bandits contacted his family to inform them that they have killed him, after the family paid a ransom of 4 million Naira. Since his abduction and now his death, there has been no statement from the Ministry of Education, security agencies, or any arm of government. We can’t continue like this fgs 💔

How i come take useless 😂😂😂

Babies & toddlers are currently in captivity in Oyo state It’s not normal!

🚨 BREAKING: Toni Rüdiger and Real Madrid reach verbal agreement on new contract valid until June 2027. Plan to sign soon also with timing for official statement to be dictated by elections process ongoing. Rüdiger has accepted Real proposal. 🔐

I just hope we haven’t forgotten about the Nigerian police man that executed a harmless Nigerian in broad daylight even after he has pleaded several times.

1. Female sex appeal does not retain its value indefinitely. After the first few sexual encounters and a man has had his fill, a woman's sex appeal loses most of its allure. This is why no matter how pretty a woman is, there is at least one man who is tired of fucking her. So '...slut for you' isn't the mouth watering offer you think it is. 2. No man wants to commit to a slut because by definition, a slut is a sexually promiscuous woman. So "I will be a slut for you" is undone by its own logic. 3. Besides, you're already a slut so '...slut for you' is not a value proposition. It is default pro-community behaviour fronted as exclusivity 4. If he simps for you, you will cheat on him with men who do not, because simping strips a man of the qualities that make him sexually attractive. Which is to say, women exploit emotionally indisciplined men for comfort and resources, then lust after the men who remain emotionally indomitable. Simping is evidence of emotional weakness and women do not respect weak men. So a man who simps for you will stroke your ego but dry up your vagina. You, like most women and children, do not know what is good for you 5. Goan find work

Too many flies telling bees how to make honey.

People always ask me, “how can we fix LA? We don’t have the money!” We have the money…it’s just being stolen! You wanna fix the budget? END THE FRAUD. I will bust the scammers and put your tax dollars back to work for YOU.

hausa no go chop them go fuck born pikin come dey beg everywhere

On July 10, the final phase of PVC Registration will close, make sure you get yours!

Atp, it’s just me and Michael Jackson who haven’t watched his movie

I first slap my nyash make I see if I wear pampers

@Kodakuyz2 @wgeeez @h8teet Imbecile.

@wgeeez @h8teet Imagine crying so much because of a graphic design I agree it should be better But chill bruh

I hate this country man, i regret being a Nigerian