Ryan
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He's just inventing people now
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has appointed James Murray as the new Health Secretary
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We used to be a Proper country with Proper political rivalries (Bevan v Gaitskell, Thatcher v Heseltine, Blair v Brown). Now what are we left with. Keir "Meep Meep" Starmer v Wesley Streeting. A nation in decline.
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🚨 BREAKING: Wes Streeting has resigned from Keir Starmer's Government
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Why would I want to know this keir
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🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer tells MPs that he is a "gooner"
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@leftinista Seems nicely poetic you weren't doing your maths work as you learned she had resigned for more or less the same reason 😞😞
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I will always remember being in class when Liz Truss resigned. I was sat beside my then best friend, not doing the Maths work we were supposed to be doing (we both despised Maths), and our teacher all of a sudden gasped and turned on the overhead projector. We watched the news for the remainder of the hour and the then fifteen year old Kate despaired for the future (I mean come on, I should've been concentrating on my Maths- I was in Year 11 then and had my GCSEs fast approaching). What a time that was.
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@xanderborne How it will feel when they all pull up to Cabinet bright and early tomorrow morning
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As soon as you join the Labour party you get emailed a list of approved haircuts like in North Korea
kate@leftinista
I think the Labour Bob started in the nineties with Cherie Blair and the party has been unable to try a different hairstyle since
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Sundays should be 100% identical to Saturdays
SirDexterAlmighty@RIPDexterAlm
Still amazed that The Bible was so specific in forbidding shops with 280 square metres of floor space to open for over 6 hours on a Sunday.
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