Ed The Bard

I'm coming out as Pansexual. Do with that information what you will.

I reworked drow society for my homebrew setting. While on the surface not much has changed, I feel like this added some much-needed depth to the "evil" dark elves. reddit.com/r/dndnext/comm…

@matthewmercer @KenMarino Thank the Gods someone else remembers "The State"

I’m boarding our flight to the mainland, and another passenger looks precariously like @kenmarino. Having followed and appreciated him since MTV’s “The State”, my brain is slightly shutting down.

I...

All they really want is a hug.

The warlock falls to the ground, spasming. The corpses snap in half backwards and crab walk toward the party as rubbery black tentacles burst from their abdomens, their heads rolling lazily from side-to-side. #Criticalrole #dnd

Tonight the party happened upon a 20-foot-tall black obelisk in the middle of K'Tawl Swamp, surrounded by purple-cloaked corpses, bowed before the structure, seemingly in supplication. When the GOO warlock touched the obelelisk, something funny happened... #Criticalrole #dnd

If you ever have trouble getting motivated to so something, just tell yourself that you’re doing it for #BabyYoda. Your margin for failure will disappear instantly. #StarWars

@MTBlack2567 The destruction of another world that's very existence threatens their own. Can they doom a whole world just to save their own?

Tired: To save the world, our heroes must embark on a quest for a magic ring. Wired: To save the world, our heroes must embark on a quest for ???? What are your suggestions? #dnd

I am genuinely curious, if a Game Master runs at least 16 hours of content for a convention, should that Game Master receive a free pass or reduced rate to attend the convention? #tabletopgaming #ttrpg

When you want to tell people about all the cool things you have planned for your Friday game, but all of your sounding boards are players in said game. #dmproblems #dnd

@MTBlack2567 Honestly, there are enough accessible, "easy" adventures out there. Challenge the players. Don't give them the assurance they're all going to make it out alive. If they're dying left and right and still loving it, you've done well. And imagine how special those survivors feel!

I designed my Baldur's Gate adventure to be a really tough, old-school dungeon crawl. Tougher than I thought - I feel slightly embarrassed to keep geting playtest reports of TPKs! Need to ratchet it down a notch

@MTBlack2567 Modified 20 or "Mod" 20, to try and sound cool and hip like the kids these days

What do you call the opposite of a "natural 20"? Do you call it an "unnatural 20"?

@ChrisPerkinsDnD Alas, my last project was "The Mines of Dhol Kuldhir", a dungeon straight from my own home game. dmsguild.com/m/product/1739…

Hey fam! I’m refreshing my list of freelance writers. If you know 5E well and would like to work with me on a D&D product in the not-too-distant future, plz reply to this tweet with the name of the last publicly known TRPG project you contributed to. #wotcstaff

Woke up this morning to discover that horror legend Sid Haig had passed away. #RIPSidHaig, you made every movie you were in better by pure virtue of having you in it.

A Harvest Moon on Friday the 13th. I couldn't have picked a better night to end my Curse of Strahd campaign. Tonight, the "Chucklefucks" face @StrahdVonZ in an epic confrontation.

@VoiceOfOBrien That is wizardly as hell!

The brief notes I sent to Rayleb Marishagast.

@BrainClouds What?! It's your birthday?! Well, happy spirit journey formation anniversary!

So family has yet to acknowledge my birthday... they have four hours. It shouldn't bother me, but it does. To the many of you that have acknowledged it, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You're the reason I'm still here.

And then I introduced the Deck of Many Things into Curse of Strahd... Blood Hunter (current owner of said deck): Have you ever heard of a game called Duel Monsters? Arcane Trickster: No. What's that? BH: We each draw 7 cards, like this... Fucking. Priceless.

@IronGM @Gen_Con The suspense is killing me!

Gigi displays the 2019 Iron GM World Championship Three Secret Story Elements: Dryad Dinosaur Breeding Ground Deicide #IronGM #GenCon #GenCon2019 @Gen_Con @IronGM