Oh God people are liking this, how do I monetize it?
Grok, take my leggings off.
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Ed Acteson
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Ed Acteson
@Ed_Acteson
CPFC | Co-founder of @SOSWhitstable
Whitstable, England Katılım Ekim 2019
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People said Palace are shit in Europe. They called us embarrassing.
Well, we just narrowly beat the 2nd best side in Cyprus. At the 3rd attempt. In extra time. After they went down to 9 men.
Think a few apologies are owed.
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Seventh time Palace have played against ten men this season and we've won 3 of them in 90 minutes. Piss poor.
Liverpool 🟥 0-3 Palace
Palace 2-2 KuPS 🟥
Forest 🟥 1-1 Palace
Palace 1-0 Wolves 🟥
Tottenham 🟥 1-3 Palace
Palace 0-0 Leeds 🟥
Larnaca 🟥 1-1 Palace
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@magsmighty1 Yeah the media do it every time. I remember Calum Chambers was going to be a world beater at one stage. Ross Barkley the new Gazza. They don't stand a chance.
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@Ed_Acteson Same with Mainoo. It was nonsense. Hype and posturing. Absolute garbage.
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Max Dowman has 3 PL appearances and people are calling for him to go to the World Cup and comparing him to Messi.
The process has begun.
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Should also consider this for Mateta.
Larry @Tom & Marty's@tomandmartys
They need to change to rules to allow Tiger to use a Segway. It’s not the shots that are this issue, it’s the walking of 72 holes
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Tough explaining to people how bad our form is when we've lost one in seven.
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Terrible goalkeeping from Vicario. They should sub him off and bring on Kinsky before things get worse.
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If every team in the Premier League played a low block against Palace, we'd be in with a shout of breaking Derby's record. Absolutely woeful.
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Tried to go somewhere better
It's Jean Philippe-Mateta
Crystal Palace F.C.@CPFC
Mateta's in the room 🔋
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Ugly scenes at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, with stewards forcing fans to stay and watch the second half.
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Ismaila Sarr goal disallowed because his nose was offside. What have we become.
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Announcing this via Truth Social is very 2026.
Let's be grateful it wasn't Gareth Southgate who took him out or it would be a LinkedIn post beginning "5 things killing the ayotollah taught me about managing a team under pressure".
Sky News@SkyNews
BREAKING: U.S. President Donald Trump has posted on his Truth Social saying Iran's supreme leader, Ali Khamenei, is dead. trib.al/C6FJsrS 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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If Palace go out of cup competitions to Macclesfield and Zrinjski Mostar in the same season I'm going to give up football and start following the curling I think.
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Scrounging a late win, at home, against one of the worst teams in PL history, who had ten men, does not make me want Glasner to stay.
Crystal Palace F.C.@CPFC
We take the three points at Selhurst ✊
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If Glasner tries to play Munoz or Mitchell at CB today rather than just four at the back, he should be sacked before kick off.
Bobby Manzi@BobbyManzi
Oliver Glasner: “Tyrick Mitchell is an option, that's how we finished against Mostar. “We have Chadi Riad, Chris Richards and Jaydee Canvot. “I don't know if Chadi can play twice in three days after such a long period out. “Daniel Munoz is an option playing inside, with Ismaila Sarr at wing-back. “These are the options. We have no more.” #CPFC
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❌ Larnaca
❌ Macclesfield
❌ Burnley (from 2 up)
❌ Zrinjski (draw)
1️⃣ Win in 15 games
👋 Announced his departure because of a strop
Fucking sack him now.
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The thing is Glasner announced his departure in a strop assuming he'd have loads of options in the summer.
But which big club would possibly want him at this point? His stock is plummeting.
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